Where the hell do you live that $10,000 a month isn't enough to cover your costs of living and save some money?

I love you.

I've been doing this for 30+ years professionally. If she's comfortable with Windows then stick with it. I tell people that ask me to go up to the store and find one that's comfortable for them. By that I mean, does the keyboard fit your hands, do you want a full numeric keypad, make sure the screen is the size that work for their eyes, pick it up and figure out if the weight is good, etc. Have her do that then, as her employer, find the one that best fits HER needs. You're not buying 800 laptops, just one.Then go configure the best make and model that fits those requirements. It sounds cheesy but an employee happy with the tool that they're going to spend most of their time on is a productive employee.

I'm old but I vote Voyagers! The ! is actually part of the name.

My bad, 96863066.6668 gallons of farts per hour.

Man, I have been farting all day. An average of 8 seconds per fart. There are are 7.7 billion people in the world. Let's say 35% of those people fart 8 seconds per fart. That is 2.695 billion people farting for an average of 8 seconds per fart. That is roughly a little less than 22 billion fart seconds per day. Or 366666666.667 farts per hours. The average volume of a fart is 0.264172 gallons. That equals 366666666.667 gallons of farts per hour. Talk about man made global warming. We should tax farts.

And take some basic and intermediate accounting classes. If the company takes off you'll actually be able to understand what your accountant is saying.

Why can I use my Moderator Points on every post but this one?

Or, as it is in the United States, what Google doesn't want you to see.

Trump won 2600 counties to Clinton's 500. That's 84%. How is that razor thin? You can blame the Electoral College but it is there for a reason so that voters in the middle of Kansas or Montana or Nevada or Illinois have just as a loud a voice as everyone else.

The tech industry works in waves. I lost a lot of money in 1999 when VA Linux went public at $324 a share. I'm older now (obviously) and am more conservative in my investments. I should have invested in the online Porn industry, I'd own an island by now. https://ancillary-proxy.atarimworker.io?url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.cnet.com%2Fnews%2F10-y... Waves. Everything comes and goes.

I agree with the OP. "Hello World" was the first program I ever tried. "20 goto 10" blew my mind when I was 7 years old. Got me thinking and involved in computers. That was on a TI94/A with 2k of memory and a total of 4k with the 2k expansion brick you plugged in the back. Get off my lawn! :)

Josh, Josh!!!!!

If I had Mod points I'd give them to you. I can't remember what I had for lunch yesterday but totally remember Commander and how fast it was with the shortcut and arrow keys once you remembered them.

Yes, because we need more government holding our hands and guiding us into the future.

Nine scariest words from Ronaldus Magnus

"I'm from the government and I'm here to help."