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I first came to Seattle on the trail of the kidnappers of my pussycat, and for reasons that don't need exploring at this juncture I've remained, attached as liaison with the Canadian Consulate. I got nothing against Americans, except for the times when they won the Stanley Cup. Should they win the Brier Cup, I may feel different. My car gets 63 hogsheads to the gallon and that's the way I like it. I've succeeded in converting nearly 70 million square millimetres of the republic to the metric system; though they may be unaware of this fact, I did it all for a bag of magic beans and the love of a good woman. I can see Chuck Norris. I lost on Jeopardy, but won it all back on Wheel of Fortune, then lost 500 000 pounds in a crooked game of poker to a hatchet man who ran an adult film store. Sting kept his bar. When not buying stereos, I finance revolutions. I'm fluent in JavaScript as well as Klingon, I edit Wikipedia. I'm heavily involved in the world of Dawg fighting, where teams of 4 to 7 men located and

If they can make penicillin out of moldy bread, they can sure make something out of you. -- Muhammad Ali