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I want to get right down into a language everyone can easily understand.

If you have a teenaged daughter and she is dressing like or idolizes Paris Hilton you should be sterilized by sledge hammer and fuck you if you die. You are an utter failure as a parent and the reason humanity sucks. I hate you. I hate your slut/slut wannabe daughter and I hope an unmarried 37 y/o man fucks the shit out of her in your fucking Escalade and it cost you a fortune for the abortion and the shit removal.

If your teenaged daughter is prancing around the malls of America in yeast infection inducing jeans and a half shirt don't be shocked when she's taking it up the ass. Your miserable failure of a life will have grave effects on her and ultimately ME when I am forced to pay up for your utter lack of parenting.

Your daughter is walking though a mall RIGHT NOW in 7 inch heels, fishnets and a see though shirt and you're woried she didn't come home for dinner? Fuck you she's probably sucking cock for Gummy Bears and knock off Prada bags you dip shit.

When you allow you child to dress the part of a sexual being don't be shocked when your living room is ankle deep in cum. New Flash 14 year old girls dressed like that are difficult to distinguish from 18 year old girls dressed like that. Your inability to know when to be a parent just got your daughter tag teamed at a college party.

Don't come screaming at Johhny Big Cock either. Where the fuck where you when your daughter needed you? You know when she was 10?

It is high fucking time for parents to, oh I don't know, parent. Your daughter has big tits.... buy a fucking sweat shirt. DON'T BUY A PUSH UP BRA FOR YOUR 16 y/o daughter! Hey asshole. Giving your daughter a Victoria's Secret gift card is the equvilent of telling her sucking cock is OK.

grr.

And Sophia you're never allowed outside.

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  • seriously, how do you really feel?
  • I guess you wouldn't approve of those "pole dancing for preschoolers" classes I was considering for Kiddo...

    But seriously, preachin' to the choir, buddy. I even go to the extent of requiring Kiddo to wear shorts or leggings under all her dresses -- I've heard too often about the erotic implications of glimpses of "white cotton panties" and I don't want those dirty thoughts anywhere *near* my baby!!

    ....Bethanie....
    • Fortunate us... there are TV commercials and Soaps (not to mention late night broadcast TV) that is far more explicit that cotton underwear. Used to be that the Sears catalog with drawings of womens underwear was enough to get teen boys rocks off. Now they have been trained to think that the cotton underwear just isn't sexy. It has to be the thongs and shear tops so you can see the black bra.

      So you are pretty much safe.

      jason
      Note: this is satirical humor
      but some is, sadly, true
  • we listened to new kids on the block. girls didn't go around dressed up like they do now days. But you know what? We still fucked.

  • I agree, I want to lock my daughters in the closet until they turn 21. By the way, who is that ugly bastard in the pictures holding your cute kid? ;-)
  • It used to be that girls didn't mature sexually at such a young age. But, since they get good nutrition and a relatively pathogen-free environment in our modern world, they are getting mature much younger. It seems that it is a certain height/weight combination that switches on the hormones, not an age.

    So, I have no children, but I am forever shocked by my own eyes as I wander around the City. I find myself "checking out" girls who are barely in high school and I have often wondered what it is that thei
    • So, I have no children, but I am forever shocked by my own eyes as I wander around the City. I find myself "checking out" girls who are barely in high school and I have often wondered what it is that their parents are thinking.

      dude, i work here [asu.edu]. in april-october, there is no point in trying to work. seriously, it is waaaaay out of control ... i'm sure my nemesis will chime in soon to confirm it
      • That would imply that if there were no distractions that you would be working... As to the point, I agree. There are some things that actually are better when left to the imagination. And there's the added bonus of not having to prove whether you are/are not a slut.
    • Nice post.

      I read that that something like 100 years ago, young women in one of the Scandinavian countries were not going through puberty until they were 17 or 18 years old.

      I think you are absolutely correct about the importance of letting teenagers experiment in order to learn who they are.

      And, in response to some of the posters who have written that overly provocative dress and behaviour is the result of flawed parenting -- I do not believe this. I dated a girl who had been a "bad girl". Her family

    • Gotta agree on the bit about girls maturing younger. Some of girls are pretty well developed before they hit 16, and from 16 to 18 nearly all of them have reached physical maturity. Certainly they should not be kept in the dark sexually. Once puberty hits they will start having sexual urges, even if they don't have the full picture. As a parent, who would you rather first teach them about sex, you or the football jock who just wants to get his rocks off in your daughter?
      This isn't to say that children

  • heh (Score:1)

    by Epona ( 121083 )
    Oh and it's so much worse than you know- I went to school with 500 girls who's conversations amounted to: "Oh my gawd, so my daddy bought me a new BMW for my birthday then I scratched it so he bought me a new one and oh my god don't you love my lip gloss it matches my nail polish?"

    Ah yes, and the postage-stamp sized skirts, the pants that fall about 8 inches below the waist.

    Yup, about 1/4 have dropped out of college, and a [few?] dozen are knocked up and probably trickin n strippin for money to feed their

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