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Comment Re:James Bond needs to drive an amazon delivery va (Score 1) 82

Q: "And this, Bond, is your pee bottle"

Bond: "My what?"

Q: "You can't stop and relieve yourself at any time during this mission, Bond, you MUST pee in the bottle!"

Bond: "Does it do anything else"

Q: "Yes, there's a laser in the cap, be careful - if you pee on the cap, you'll short-circuit the laser's battery and blow yourself up."

Comment Re: CVS has something call "Buy & Close" (Score 1) 106

That's great, good on you.

I joyfully anticipate your report on replacing banking and insurance mainframes with "non-mainframe strategies to zero-downtime, relative to the workload"

Or not. If banks, insurance companies, airlines, and others with a nine-nines uptime requirement could replace their mainframes with "non-mainframe strategies", I'd be happy to read about it.

Really? You don't think banks would have moved off the mainframe world if they had been able to find a replacement that was just as reliable for the same price or cheaper?

It's been decades, and it's never happened.

"The vast majority of no-downtime experiences in the modern era don't have mainframe involvement."

LOL. You have no idea.

Comment Re:No problem with incoming batteries (Score 1) 203

Either chemistry will pay back quickly under the current pricing arrangements in Australia.

Charge your batteries with cheap PV during the day, then switch to the batteries after 3pm or 4pm when the tariff goes ^ that way.

Which also coincides with the time we like to have aircon - late afternoon/evening.

Then switch back to the grid after 10pm - which is when all the cheaper hot water tariffs switch on.

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