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Tell me now oh beautiful and spacious
Regarding astral projection, Woody Allen once wrote, "This is not a bad way to travel, although there is usually a half-hour wait for luggage."
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"This resource is no longer valid. Please return to the beginning and try again." Hey Slashdogs, if you're going to force features on, make them work right first, you incompetent pricks.
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No, but Orrin Hatch is going to break into your house at night and burn your computer down.
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Orrin Hatch. Like Dick Armey or Richard Lugar.
These are names that would be considered preposterous, as fictional characters.
Somehow, the American people do not explode in a paroxysm of collective laughter, at their every mention.
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Of course, in Angleterre there is Nick Clegg. Say his name out loud, and it sounds like something you'd do to Heather Mills after a couple of pints.
And then? There are the nasty-sounding little Millibands. Especially Ed. "Ed Milliband" Like a cartoon creature - name extracted from Douglas Adams and teeth courtesy of Matt Groening. The couple of those fellows are honourific-ed "Right Honourable". But "A Right Twat" is more to the truth of the matter.
La Belle France? Well. A country with Sarkozy beati
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Shit that's funny.
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Compared to the current crop of "conservative" "leaders", these guys almost seem downright reasonable.
Almost.
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But the prize has to go to the parents of a certain NASCAR driver, who, in spite of having the last name "Trickle", named their son "Dick".
Thanks to the Preview Button, I didn't post the original version of this, which ended, entirely unintentionally, "...named their sin "Dick"."
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Am I in trouble with the Jazz Police?
Don't know about that, but you sure seem to attract the Moderators On Crack.