I'm just pondering what kind of university would not teach physics.
Not in in good shape that's for sure.
If there is any kind of medical instruction, like nurses and dentists, then they'd need some kind of physics education. Right?
That's not how it works in the uk system: here departments are responsible for their own teaching. For example, I did engineering and all courses were taught by the department.
We didn't go to math(s) to get math(s) classes, we were taught engineering maths by professors from the engineering department. Mathmos got their groups and semi rings and whatnot, we got a lot on second order systems, and spectral techniques, etc. We learned programming in C, MATLAB, and some FPGA one I can't recall, computer scientists learned Haskell and how to prove properties of binary heap trees on paper.
Would not even a law school, business school, teaching school, seminary, or whatever need to have physics classes for things like meeting degree requirements for accreditation?
We don't have minor options. You go to uni to do the subject you signed up for, and do that, and the department is basically responsible for it.