I agree that there needs to be an Episode 3, but perhaps they've just skipped it in favour of a full game.

Don't forget your health care sys... oh... wait.

So Spotify will be cheaper now, right? Right?!

I thought I was having a stroke trying to read that headline.

Can't wait for the "Why Windows 12 Crippled Performance If You Opted Out of Data Collection" behaviour to be reported as a "bug" in ten years.

Hallucinate enough times and you're bound to have one correct proof. ;)

Fuck Instagram. Anyone got a link to a version of the video you can control (rewind, fast-forward, etc)?

Holy fuck this English was hard to decipher.

Agree, but now we get to play the game where we watch to see if the next pope will sell all the Church's assets and donate the money to the poor. It's a long shot, but they can't all be evil, right?!

We all know that the Roblox characters models are extremely ugly rip-offs of the Lego minifigure, but it's a bit extreme to call them "deeply disturbing" for children.

Did Meta remember to add legs to their models this time? Some products are better with legs.

Hold up. Are you actually suggesting that an employee be forced to come into the office, even for only one interview? All right guys, you know the drill. Mod parent down to hell.

Adhesive stickers are going to be mandatory accessories for these trips. Should I cover the display(s) or the camera(s) too?

Before or after the first or fifteenth round of retaliatory tariffs?

Confirmation bias is a hell of a drug. I'd probably be thinking the same thing if I'd never been on a date.