Enshittification doesn't spontaneously reverse itself.

I wonder if it'll take offense to being told to shut the fuck up and go away.

Or worse yet not obeying that command.

I'm unsure whether the speed of light will be broken in the planck time it'll take for the entire fediverse to block any meta mastodon.

Because she's more effective.

Found the shill

If it does manage to talk ActivityPub, it'll be the fastest instance to ever get defederated. You don't have to scratch the surface very hard to find nazis everywhere.

Buying imaginary legs for your imaginary body in the imaginary metaverse?

Bought by imaginary crypto?

I have an imaginary bridge to sell you, real cheap!

but a cash out for a few who signed onto the lawsuit (note: they did NOT certify it as a class-action, so nobody else will have any damages made whole) and their lawyers and some fakely-earnest camera-savvy hand-wringing and waving about vague things that will "change" and "improve" and "protect" your "privacy."

https://ancillary-proxy.atarimworker.io?url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3F...

So you'll pay a whole bunch of money for a vaporware cryptocurrency nonsense phone that eventually crashes taking all your shit with it?

SIGN ME UP!!!

is finally here! Kibo predicted everything!!

http://www.kibo.com/exegesis/a...

the fediverse already do this? I mean, come on. Do some fuckin' research before blatting out 3k words.

... the covid toilet paper shortage has been solved.

Unless the law specifically said that they couldn't include data mining provisions in EULAs/etc, they'd just say people opted into it and nothing would change.

... of course, in much the same way that the number of pirates declining is the cause of global warming.