Here is a list of everything you need to paste into slashdot's future MMORPG threads.

If this is a new game:
"They Better fix this problem or I'm going to sue!"

If the game has been out for while and is now fixed:
"Why hasn't this already been fixed"

Remember, as an MMORPG consumer it is your job to always be upset and post everywhere how much your MMORPG sucks, it helps drive innovation!