I've kept this a secret to the whole community, but
I invented this super hard-to-crack encryption routine
called ROT26x(tm). There are other off-springs in the
multiples of its own 26 bits (52, 78, 104...etc).

The cool part of it is that once you encrypt your stuff,
it is soo hard to crack, because the outcome looks exactly
like the original text you encrypted!

The larger the multiples, the more its difficult to
crack (disclaimer:higher bits will be very cpu-intensive,
and will take longer to encrypt)

if anybody wants to help write up an RFC...