That's great. But until they do prove your innocence, I guess you can just enjoy your time in prison. It'll be a nice little holiday for you!
First off my fear filled friend, I'm exposing my innocence, not proving it. I'm providing an alibi.
Perhaps you do not like alibis? If a gas station has me on camera, time stamped, and my credit card was used to purchase gas, or a soda, on my credit card, while my cell phone pings off a local tower, that goes a hella long way to provide an alibi.
What is your solution, homie? I just gave a fine way to show your location, and show your innocence if questioned. All by outside sources.
And yes, not all police are saints. Then again, not all police are the evil, evidence planting monsters you appear to believe. It's a spectrum, just like everyone else on earth.
What's more, I have some experience with wrongful accusation. It was sometime in the late 90's, the day after Christmas. I took my son to the local skating rink. about 20 minutes in, when I stepped off the ice, I was approached by 2 officers.
"Sir, where were you last night around 7 P.M.?"
Me: "I was at my parents house, watching a game on TV."
"Can you provide proof?"
Me: Yes, there were some 20 people there at the time,"
"Were you at the airport?"
Me: "I drove by around 8:30 on the way home."
Sir, it's better if you just confess"
Me: (quiet)
So we took it outside, I had the rink manager look after my son. I cooperated fully.
Already the police saw something was off about the situation.
They asked for my ID of course.
"Can you show us your ID?"
Me: "Sure - it is in my car, the red Chevy van right there."
The male cop gets on the phone, the lady cop accompanies me to my vehicle.
"Sir, you shouldn't keep your wallet inside your vehicle, it isn't safe you know."
Me: "It's a lot safer than inside the rink."
She started laughing. This whole thing was not adding up.
We went back to join the other cop.
"Me: Do you want me to call up my parents and relatives now? And I've been very cooperative - what exactly is it I've been accused of?"
Sir, a worker at the airport was threatened last night around 7 P.M., and someone in the rink says you were the person threatening the employee."
Me: "What do we do now?"
"My partner is going to pick up the victim, and we're going to see if he can identify you."
So I hang out with the lady cop while the other runs off to the airport. Comes back 20 minutes later with the victim. I stood with the lady cop, the victim stood about 25 feet away. I could see them talking, eventually the victim shakes his head. Office tells him to have a seat in the cop car. Then walks back to us, also shaking his head.
"Well sir, it definitely wasn't you."
Me: "What did he say?"
"You are taller, wear glasses, have shorter hair, have a beard, are more muscular, and don't really look like the guy who threatened him at all."
We walked back to the rink, They apologized, shook my hand.
"We're so sorry, Mr Olsoc, for the inconvenience, And thank you so much for the cooperation. I'm going in to speak with your accuser."
I chatted with the lady cop, she appeared to actually like me by this point. The male cop came back out.
"They insist it was you, even after letting them know it was definitely not."
Now it was my turn. When I get really angry my voice takes on a calm, apparently eerie tone, I'm told. Never yell.
Me: "I am the president of the youth Ice Hockey association here, my career requires me to work on sensitive research, and I have to maintain a clearance. My life requires I be pretty spotless. Let us make no mistake, if they do not stop, here and now, I will insist on them being arrested for a false police report, and we'll all be in court, criminal, then civil, so if you could do me and them a favor and let them know that if that is what they want, we'll pursue that."
He went in again, came back out
"All taken care of, Ol"
Only repercussions were getting ribbed a lot by the rink manager, and yes, there is some psychological damage to being falsely accused. And ended up on a first name basis with the police I was working with.
Thank you for coming to my TED Talk.