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Comment Imagine ... (Score 1) 44

by dc29A on Friday January 10, 2025 @01:08PM (#65078297) Attached to: US Unveils El Capitan, World's Fastest Supercomputer, For Classified Tasks

Imagine ... a Beowulf cluster of these!

Comment Zuckerdouche quotes (Score 4, Insightful) 13

by dc29A on Monday July 03, 2023 @01:05PM (#63653688) Attached to: Zuckerberg's Quest To Re-Enter China Faces Challenge: His Own Words

Zuck: Yeah so if you ever need info about anyone at Harvard
Zuck: Just ask.
Zuck: I have over 4,000 emails, pictures, addresses, SNS
[Redacted Friend's Name]: What? How'd you manage that one?
Zuck: People just submitted it.
Zuck: I don't know why.
Zuck: They "trust me"
Zuck: Dumb fucks.

Comment I for one can't wait! (Score 2, Funny) 56

by dc29A on Thursday February 02, 2023 @12:21PM (#63260011) Attached to: Microsoft Will Use OpenAI Tech To Write Emails For Busy Salespeople

Greetings, friend. Do you wish to look as happy as me? Well, you've got the power inside you right now. So, use it, and send one dollar to Happy Dude, 742 Evergreen Terrace, Springfield. Don't delay, eternal happiness is just a dollar away.

Comment Why concern? (Score 3, Insightful) 134

by dc29A on Wednesday December 21, 2022 @12:08PM (#63147800) Attached to: WHO Expresses Concern About COVID Situation in China

Chineese gov reports no deaths. It's all good and contained.

Comment Stay away from Civ6 (Score 1) 84

by dc29A on Monday March 28, 2022 @06:05PM (#62398105) Attached to: Kids Are Learning History From Video Games Now

I got nuked by Ghandi.

Comment With blackjack and hookers! (Score 1) 31

by dc29A on Monday August 23, 2021 @02:39PM (#61721645) Attached to: Ethiopia To Build Local Rival To Facebook, Other Platforms

They will build their own Facebook with Blackjack and hookers!

Comment Remember kids ... (Score 3, Funny) 36

by dc29A on Tuesday April 09, 2019 @09:33PM (#58413030) Attached to: New Variants of Mirai Botnet Detected, Targeting More IoT Devices

The 'S' in IoT stands for 'Security'.

Comment Re:Too long (Score 5, Funny) 74

by dc29A on Wednesday October 24, 2018 @06:20PM (#57532221) Attached to: New Windows Zero-Day Bug Helps Delete Any File, Exploit Available

That's true, you don't need zero day exploits to delete files, a simple Windows update takes care of it!

Comment Essential Phone (Score 1) 284

by dc29A on Sunday August 12, 2018 @03:45AM (#57110240) Attached to: Ask Slashdot: What's the Best Unlocked Smartphone?

Android P, SD 835.

Comment IoT Security (Score 5, Funny) 28

by dc29A on Sunday July 15, 2018 @11:42PM (#56954538) Attached to: Passwords For Tens of Thousands of Dahua Devices Cached In IoT Search Engine

Remember, the 'S' in IoT is for 'Security'.

Comment Re:EDM? Maybe 15 years ago (Score 1) 477

by dc29A on Tuesday January 16, 2018 @10:16AM (#55938073) Attached to: Is Pop Music Becoming Louder, Simpler and More Repetitive?

You don't like meaningful lyrics like ...

Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang
Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang

Comment They knew the risk. (Score 1) 78

by dc29A on Wednesday November 01, 2017 @12:16PM (#55469883) Attached to: Android Oreo Bug Sends Thousands of Phones Into Infinite Boot Loops

It's beta software.

Comment Re:Access Points (Score 5, Insightful) 136

by dc29A on Monday October 16, 2017 @12:42PM (#55377761) Attached to: Microsoft Has Already Fixed the Wi-Fi Attack Vulnerability; Android Will Be Patched Within Weeks

Worse, how many millions of Android handsets will never see this patch?

Comment Re:Generally Sound Advice (Score 5, Insightful) 507

by dc29A on Monday May 15, 2017 @02:11PM (#54420121) Attached to: 'Don't Tell People To Turn Off Windows Update, Just Don't'

I would do that if (1) MS didn't cram W10 down my throat; (2) every major update doesn't reset browser preferences; (3) stop updating and breaking hardware drivers; and (4) I could disable telemetry. My Macbook and Ubuntu machines are auto-update enabled. Not my Windows gaming box. No thanks.

Comment Re: Independent candidate (Score 1) 993

by dc29A on Friday August 05, 2016 @04:57PM (#52653197) Attached to: If the United States presidential election were held today, I would vote for:

No Kang, no Kodos? Definitely rigged.

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