The food analogy doesn’t quite hold. If you serve food in China, of course you follow Chinese rules.
But if you export that food to the U.S. and it violates FDA standards, you can’t just say: “It’s America’s job to block it, I’m not responsible.”
That’s not how cross-border regulation works. Whether it’s baby formula, toys, or online services, if you reach into another market, you’re expected to comply with that market’s laws.
The same principle applies to digital services. If your service is accessible in the EU, handles EU users, or processes their data, you’re not invisible just because your server is elsewhere. You’re subject to their law, just like any other import.
This isn’t unique to the EU. The U.S. enforces this logic all the time, with embargoes, export/import controls, and extraterritorial data access laws.
It’s not “stupid.” It’s sovereignty. And pretending you’re exempt just because the internet crosses borders doesn’t make the laws go away.
The real problem isn’t that there are rules. It’s that digital systems weren’t built to handle jurisdictional nuance.
But saying “Ignore foreign laws unless they block you at the firewall” isn’t legal minimalism, it’s wishful thinking.