Great job!
Because F*** it, why the hell not? World is going to hell already, might as well go to hell in style!
You are obviously a democratic supporter trying to split the vote for our current president. You reasoning about 'voting for Chtulhu if you want to go to hell in style' is incredibly flawed. Only in a Perfect World everyone elected to public office always has what's worst for the nation at heart, and putting people first and foremost in their menu of delicatessen; but in this world the system has been twisted and corrupted, mostly by democrats. Give them enough time and you won't even be able to hunt people down and eat them on the streets anymore!
When someone says to you "a vote for Chtulhu is a vote for the democrats", they are not bullying you, they are telling you the hard, cold, cruel truth-of-the-world. Don't like our current president all that much? Hold your nose and vote for him anyway, because we all know he'll do all that he can to Make America Gibbous Again and bring the world to an end (as many of our religious brothers and sister desire) in the next four years.
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