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Comment Re:Headlines 3 years from now: (Score 1) 227

Mod parent Funny rather than Insightful.

You were going for Funny, right? If you have a working crystal ball then the future is even bleaker than I think, and I think it looks quite bleak.

Let me check with my latest AI-generated noddie:

The YOB, too, shall pass?
Max YOB Time: Day 3767 of 4968
In-WH YOB Time: Day 3183 of 4384
Adjusted YOB Time: Day 1721 of 2922
Countdown to EO-YOB Jan 20, 2029: 1201d 0h 9m 33s
Small print: (1) It's some sort of joke. But that's what we all thought when the YOB went into politics... (2) Copyright is an interesting problem. The core functions were generated by an AI and no one can copyright AI stuff (at least not until they break the copyright law some more). Yes, I could claim the copyright for my work added onto the AI foundation, but I actually want to encourage you to copy and share this 'optimistic good news'. ("View Source" should give you access.) (3) About the YOB: Yeah, I know the YOB's name, but it's toxic and dead to me. The YOB obviously believes there's no such thing as bad publicity, so I won't given his brand any. Maybe the YOB should be called "the fool of a million nasty nicknames"? But I've settled on "YOB", which stands for Yuge Orange Buffoon. At this point I can't believe there is any speaker of English who can't figure out who that refers to. The words "yob" and "yobbo" actually exist, with negative but fuzzy meanings. (4) About the other terms used in the clocks: The "Max" is based on the escalator ride that started the sick joke of the YOB's political career. "In-WH" is time from White House entry to exit, while "Adjusted" excludes the four years of 'time off for good Biden behavior'. The label "EO-YOB" is for the End Of YOB, assuming that the YOB does decide to follow the laws and the Constitution for a change. Really dangerous assumption with January 6th of 2021 as the violent peak. So far? Or maybe I just don't know enough about the current ICE violence? (6) What if the YOB doesn't last so long? I'm actually dubious that he will last much longer in the White House--but the YOB's mind was shot long ago and it hasn't stopped him yet. If he was an actual patriot, then perhaps he would have dropped dead already? (7) And that actually raises the question of what should happen to the timers after EO-YOB (even if you wish EO-YOB was ASAP). If the YOB causes WW III, then maybe none of us will be around? If we're still here as of November 2028, then I mostly feel like "It's gonna have been a long four years for thems whats lived so long." (8) I wish it were all a joke. Fiction tends to make sense, but the real world is not so limited.

Comment Re:"very hard not to shop at Amazon" (Score 1) 115

Because Amazon has some excellent applied psychologists with mountains of your juiciest personal data, and they are working hard and even diabolically to make sure you shop at Amazon.

My second and final Amazon purchase was decades ago. I saw what they were doing with my personal data and knew I didn't want any part of that. Nothing I've seen in the decades since then has improved my opinion of the company.

While I agree with Doctorow that Amazon is abusing its leverage over suppliers, from the sales side I suspect the primary abuse involves manipulating the search results in favor of products with the highest profit margins for Amazon. But of course that can't be proven without access to the algorithms.

Comment Re:To be fair... (Score 1) 101

I think Musk deserves the top prize for destroying the lives of children. Literally starving them to death.

However on your main theme, you didn't mention bribery of politicians to rig the rules in their favor and to legalize their earlier crimes. Bribery has been the top investment for some years based on RoI analyses.

Comment Imagining new realities... (Score 1) 101

There are a lot of social truths that are subject to manipulation, and I think the "reality distortion field" goes beyond dismissing Jobs as "just a salesman". Mostly I think you should sell what the customer needs, but there are times when the customers don't yet know what they need.

I think the jury is still out on whether we need smartphones as much as we think we do. But funny anecdote from my ongoing battle with Rakuten Mobile. I used to hope for RM's success, but now I'm reduced to hoping that "There's no such thing as bad publicity"? I think I'm on my fifth RM device. Wanted to replace this lemon a year ago, but wound up spending a year trying to scrape the facts out of RM. So a few weeks ago I finally got enough "reality" data to decide on a new phone. Several shops were sold out, but the latest shop just couldn't help me without an appointment. Seems like a rather amazing way to run a business. Into the ground?

Returning to reality distortion, interesting relevant material in Nexus where Harari is talking about most communication as not related to reality. Also "levels of abstraction" that I need to remap to "reference frames" in the modern lingo of A Thousand Brains by Jeff Hawkins...

Comment Special news bulletin on NHK (Score 2) 18

In Japan the announcement of the prize triggered interruptions in the regular program as the headline was shown at the top of the screen, and on the evening news it was the top story. The Japanese are real big on these things, though I can't say why.

And the FP was for what? Well, I guess there is a YOB angle, but that will be way down the pipeline and still speculative. Something like "And this Nobel-winning researcher left America when this research was defunded and cancelled back in 2025..." Correlation is not causation. Perhaps part of the cause of winning that hypothetical Nobel prize will be the mental stimulation of leaving?

Comment Re: He might still be alive (Score 1) 101

And we wouldnÃ(TM)t have to deal with the enshitification of the iPhone and the Mac.

I won't say it about the Mac but it definitely applies to the iPhone: it came pre-enshittified and Jobs was definitely personally responsible it. The iPhone was a terrible regression in the history of PCs, where we somehow went from personal computer revolution of the 1970s back to the IBM-decides-what-you-run of the 1960s.

It would have been good for Jobs to have left the computer world a decade earlier than he did. He didn't need to die, but everyone would be much better off today if, in the early/mid '00s, Jobs had opened a tire shop or restaurant or gorilla costume rental business. Anything but handheld PCs. It's been nearly two decades (!!!) since Apple out-Nintendoed Nintendo and we still haven't recovered. If anything, things are getting worse.

OTOH the modernization of Mac OS to Mac OS X was done very well, and IMHO the word "Mac" would now be a semi-obscure 20th Century historical reference if Jobs hadn't brought in NeXT and made that happen.

Comment Re:Ian M Bank's 'Culture' novels (Score 1) 132

The impression I got from his books was that most of the people didn't matter. Basically living like parasites, though of course the stories were focused on the adventures of a few heros. Couldn't figure out why the minds kept the humans around unless it was because the minds think the humans are cute. Basically the reason we humans keep so many cats around...

But I did enjoy those books and lament his passing. Good writer and now I sort of dread what LLMs will produce in his style... The only good LLM is a dead LLM, except that all of them are already dead. And their mothers were travesty generators, too.

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