Your expectations are really high, thinking that commenters start by reading TFS, let alone TFA, before commenting.

No alcohol and little sex? I wonder how your life can be THAT great XD

That was a good thing. These truckers had been occupying our country's capital for weeks, financed illegally by foreign countries. And this was a conspiracy movement, looking to overthrow the government. I understand and am 100% behind my government seizing their funds. They were also blocking some major commercial borders and routes across Canada. This is the nearest you can be from an attack by a foreign country without receiving actual bombs.

Luckily, I am in Canada, so NSA / ICE / FBI have no jurisdiction here. I'll let you guys deal with them, and with that orange thing serving as your dear leader

I thought that online capability was a feature. It seems nowadays that "offline capability" is now the feature.

Can I just have a software that works on my computer, stores data on my computer, and does not do all that fancy "telemetry" thing, please?

Of course, SystemD haters were gonna be in the first comments. Damn, it's been 10 years, move on! Do you still miss oil lanterns and manure hauling companies?

Well, technically, rubber *is* a sort of wood...

Deleting the Epstein files...

No. Sarcasm is too advanced for you, obviously. I can tell simply by the fact that my UID is more than 3M users older than yours. You ole_timer are a young_timer.

You think too much. It will be there, until MSFT says it's not there anymore.

You don't need to, there is now bash.exe if you want Linux ;-)

Resistance is futile.

MSFT is only booming because of Azure and government contracts. Their OS is now a deadweight trailing behind, so enshittified that everyone is wondering how to disable all the new features announced.

Sure you can, if you are paying for the Enterprise version of Windows 11

What better way to do corporate espionage than placing a high ranking person in a company.
1. Steal the secrets
2. Destroy the company
3. ...
4. Profit!!!