I just heard some sad news on Slashdot - Double Rainbow Guy Paul L. Vasquez was found dead in his California home this morning. There weren't any more details. I'm sure everyone in the Slashdot community will miss him - even if you didn't enjoy his work, there's no denying his contributions to popular culture. Truly an American icon.

So this article seems to ask the reader to consider the morality of hacking this website in the context of a competition in which participants apply machine learning to the psychology of pet adoption? Oh, they took their eyes off "making the world a better place" for a moment there? Really??

Sorry, all I could think about was how far up their asses all their heads must be. Especially whoever wrote this, but anyone else who took it seriously, too. This is fertile ground for the writers of "Silicon Valley".

I mean you're right but you're also a huge dickhead

The automatic on my c 2011 mitsubishi lets me start in second gear. The only real advantage I can see of a manual transmission is the ability to change gears non-sequentially, but of course it has myriad drawbacks compared to a slushbucket.

LOL

lol

Yeah, look, "success" is putting your ass in a jungle re-education camp, so i reckon it won't be too difficult.

Yeah look i hear what you are saying, but the reality is that you and the rest of the "white race" are doomed to extinction as we interbreed you out of existence.

Basically, what we're going to do, once we take over the show, which will be soon, is establish a new camp white-ray at Guantanamo Bay and put all the traitors and anti-american Trump-voting filth like you in there for a very long time.

Enjoy the show.

Global warming is going to get us on a much shorter timescale.

The only thing I "keep claiming" is that you will one day grow up. This is self evidently true, assuming your anger doesn't get the better of you in the meantime.

THE GROWN UPS GET IT, AND ONE DAY, THE KIDS WILL TOO.

I could type a lot more, but it would be pointless, as it wouldn't accomplish what time will.

CORRECT: USE PAPER

THIS ARTICLE IS POSTED AS THOUGH THIS WOULD SURPRISE US

We are well versed in these disciplines, none of this surprises us.

Sure, there are always kids around this site, many of whom probably think we can do this securely with blockchain or some other shit.

THOSE KIDS WILL GROW UP, GAIN EXPERIENCE, AND COME TO THE SAME REALISATION AS THE ADULTS

USE PAPER

Oh bullshit, and easter island is a terrible case study for this type of thing.

hey, they got the "build incompatible shit and flog it to people as a veblen good" part of jobs' legacy spot on...^M ...wait that was his whole legacy.