Comment Re:Two Days before US Elections? (Score 1) 659
I have crafted 5 excuses for your enjoyment:
1) 2 Days, 2 Months, 6000 years, 14 billions years, big deal?
2) I did my Calendar math on a Pentium.
5) I forgot to consult the Book of Armaments.
Comment Two Days before US Elections? (Score 0, Troll) 659
No coincidence, nope nothing to see here. Move along.
Unlike chickenhawk Republicans, Obama will NOT be playing politics with our soldiers' lives.
No sir.
No Him.
Comment Re:Hmm.. they already had depicted him before... (Score 1) 1131
Every newspaper in the West should have shown the Danish cartoons as an act of solidarity.
But they are too busy taking on the REALLY violent groups, like the Tea Party movement.
Comment Blind Spot: Hitler's Secretary (Score 1) 294
The acclaimed documentary which focuses on a woman who was actually in the bunker with Hitler.
http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/blind_spot_hitlers_secretary/?critic=creamcrop
This film and Downfall are both excellent and compliment each other very well.
After watching them, the parodies may not seem as funny for a while...
Comment Summary reads better with hyphenated words only (Score 5, Funny) 90
about-face
drive-by
in-the-wild
out-of-cycle
booby-trapped
Java-Plugin
command-line
about-face
full-disclosure
Comment Chiropractors! (wait for it) (Score 3, Funny) 182
What a pain in the neck! (At least proctology is based on peer-reviewed science)
Comment Advanc ED (Score 2, Funny) 34
I thought they had drugs for that?
I seem to remember a subtle commercial with a gray haired man throwing a ball through a hole.
Comment Blue Book and Green Book not included (Score 1) 48
You need the trilogy to code life like colours.
Comment I beg to differ! (Score 2, Funny) 229
Irrelevant????
I see someone skipped the last few minutes of the Battlestar Galactica Finale!
Comment Best Intentions (Score 5, Funny) 504
It all started out as innocent research on "Black Holes" and "Uranus"...
Former Interplay Dev Talks "Disastrous" Old Star Trek Games 124
In a podcast recorded at PAX, a former Interplay developer named Thom Robertson talks about the problems he encountered while working on the company's Star Trek titles. In particular, he was the lead designer of the canceled Star Trek: The Secret of Vulcan Fury, and mentioned how incredibly ambitious initial plans for the game were. "Just one of the many reasons why that project was doomed to failure was because the team and the management had really no concept of exactly how expensive a proposition they were imagining when they set out to do it. I saw the plans. They were looking at four to six hours of created video, and they were planning on doing it at maybe a 1/20th of the budget of a Toy Story movie. Something did not connect." He also discussed how Interplay was "too close to Hollywood," and the problems they ran into while filming for Starfleet Academy The full podcast (MP3) is available from 1Up; Robertson's interview begins 42 minutes in.
Comment Re:And Today is Reading Rainbow's Final Broadcast (Score 2, Funny) 431
Reading Rainbow has been in decline since Geordi ditched them for that Chief Engineer position.
Comment Average gamer OVER 19, is 35. (Score 1) 439
Nice headline. The MS in MSNBC is not for Math Skills.
From TFA:
analyzed survey data from 552 adults in the Seattle-Tacoma area.
The subjects ranged in age from 19 to 90,
And later on, points out that this is merely correlation, AKA scientific fact to a journalist.
it is not conclusive, its researchers say, but rather serves to "reveal important patterns in health-related correlates of video-game playing and highlights avenues for future research."
Comment A lock for "Most Naseauting Cinematography" (Score 5, Funny) 705
It's high time the Academy recognized Joe, the epileptic cameraman, and his trusty pogo stick named "Earthquake".
Seriously dude, it would still have that extra realism if the jerkimeter was at 5 instead of 11.
Comment Re:Tax & Tax (Score 2, Funny) 874
In 2008 Americans voted "Yes (we can!)" to all of the above.
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