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Comment "Poor me, I'm under-funded" (Score 0) 20

Let's keep in mind who Elizabeth Barron is: she's the prior Community Manager at GitHub who was best known for DEI initiatives. Before that, she was a Community Manager at Pivotal. Before that, she was the PHP Community Organizer at Engine Yard. Geeknet (of SourceForge and prior Slashdot relation)? You'll never guess! (OK, yes, it's, Community Organizer, er, no, "Development Manager".)

Her only personal github anything is an "about me" blog. She has no repos of "scripts I find useful" or "little cool thing I did". She has no forks for things she's contributed to or features she's working on. Judging by her commits, comments, etc. she's still basically just doing that: it's just her, the marketeer. She doesn't have any code contributions anywhere.

She also appears to be a current, touring professional photographer (though, not frequent) and to have done web development before "the Internet".

She is wearing PHP like a digital marketing meatsuit, and while the project starves for technical direction and purpose, she's manually doing PRs about *checks notes* bunny.net. Seriously.

This is a language which should have died years and years ago but has been kept publicly alive by a bunch of low-tech-skill web developers who likely survive almost solely on inertia and having a corner people with both "Grandma, we told you to stop clicking on the links in your email" energy and entirely too much money.

Comment Re:WTF is OP talking about? (Score 1) 223

You mean software features - which now exist?

Explain how you'd fake a 3000lb+ car made of non-magnetic metals being able to suspend itself upside down, do an in-place flip, a barrel roll, and an inverted barrel roll, and have a 0.8s quarter mile while being co-witnessed by no fewer than 4 cameras (including multiple fly-over drones) at a live event.

Comment Re:Silver lining? (Score 1) 91

Let's hope so, at least with OSes.

Realistically speaking, there's really no reason to NOT improve the performance of your software, now - especially when selling your software depends on the cost of the hardware being cheap, as has always been the case for Microsoft. LLMs have made this kind of bughunt/performance optimization obscenely cheap.

There is no good reason for the OS itself to use 4+GB of memory and interfere with application operation. It's just laziness on the part of the developers.

More broadly, I think the preponderance of shitstack slop written in python and typescript are more likely to be an impediment to long term optimization. And as long as it's the default choice by LLMs (as it seems to be), we'll be getting a lot more of it.

Comment Disinterest (Score 3, Interesting) 16

Gemma 4 12B IT is a great model, but I'm increasingly disinterested in both Google's models and cloud models in particular.

I can run minicpm-v 4.7 at 300 tok/s on my local equipment (versus under 150 tok/s on qwen3.8 based models). LFM2.5 just released a 24B model that surpasses Qwen 3.6 in most benchmarks and does almost 180 tok/s on my M2 Ultra.

Local models are coming faster and deeper and it's almost impossible to even keep up with benchmark evaluations.

Comment Re:I smell plateau (Score 2) 58

You're just looking at one axis of their capabilities.

They absolutely have gotten better, remarkably so, in the "desktop and visual use" categories. Coding? Not so much, since GPT5.5/Fable. Being able to create useful 3D models and animate them in blender, or create a fully scripted movie? Very much so.

Comment Re:Hear me out on this (Score 1) 58

No, you don't understand the business.

The business is harvesting training data: data that can be used to iteratively improve their models - billions of GB a day sent to them by users, data only they have.

Then they use that data mostly to do more research and create more investments and companies before their customers can make use of it.

Comment Why do this? (Score 0) 116

Maybe I'm missing something here, but, couldn't they satisfy "reducing how long compromised or incorrectly issued certificates remain usable" by revoking the ones which are found to have been compromised? That data gets collected somewhere, right.

Isn't automatic renewal less than that with ACME automation, anyway? And how does ACME just 'go away' on systems which have been compromised?

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