I think the above poster is referencing the old Microsoft PC System Design Guides (PC-97, -98, -99 and PC 2001). See this Wikipedia link for more info
https://ancillary-proxy.atarimworker.io?url=https%3A%2F%2Fen.wikipedia.org%2Fwiki%2F...

One of the few enduring, useful, legacies of the Design Guides was a standard set of colors for the moldings for PC ports and cable connectors.

For reference, here is the direct link to the Washington Post article
https://ancillary-proxy.atarimworker.io?url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.washingtonpost.com...

The above may be behind a paywall. The MSN link in the main story may be intended to help get around the paywall.

It should, the power cells have a half-life of five thousand years.
https://ancillary-proxy.atarimworker.io?url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3F...

I tried, but I just received a recorded message that the office was closed because of an air pollution emergency.

I think I've read that story...
https://ancillary-proxy.atarimworker.io?url=https%3A%2F%2Fen.wikipedia.org%2Fwiki%2F...

You should take better care of your teeth. You have a...quite a cavity here.

They need to do the thing where the parents are also charged for the crimes committed by their children. This case is less clear-cut than the previous ones, because it is far more likely that the parents did not know what their child was doing, but having a legal requirement, that is enforced with criminal consequences, that custodians of minors actually have to exercise custody of them is a good thing and a long time coming.

Now we just need to form some sort of rudimentary lathe.

Aside from the general practice of using broad language in the early stages of an investigation to avoid prematurely narrowing the scope of the investigation, another reason might be avoiding the use of pejorative language prior to any lawsuits. If I defame a party as an "attacker" or "(malicious) hacker" and they didn't do anything to me, they can try to sue me for defamation.

Thanks, now I'm flashing back to Kurzgesagt videos... 'cause I didn't have enough existential dread in my day already.

https://ancillary-proxy.atarimworker.io?url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3F...

defines a robot as "Your Plastic Pal Who's Fun to Be With."

I didn't RTFA; did we also commit to bringing them back?

" No human can compete with a machine in accuracy of pain application."

"You had my curiosity, but now you have my attention."

Has this incident affected the supplies of ranch dressing?

I assume it asks the standard questions and measures the response time, you know, stuff like:

"Youâ(TM)re in a desert walking along in the sand when all of the sudden you look down, and you see a tortoise, itâ(TM)s crawling toward you. You reach down, you flip the tortoise over on its back. The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over, but it canâ(TM)t, not without your help. But youâ(TM)re not helping. Why is that?"