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Comment Re:Consistency (Score 0) 113

by bmecoli on Wednesday July 21, 2021 @05:37PM (#61605747) Attached to: iOS and Android Activations Now Split Evenly In the US, Research Shows

Eat shit.

Comment Oh wow... (Score 0) 20

by bmecoli on Wednesday July 21, 2021 @05:16PM (#61605693) Attached to: LG Might Sell iPhones In Its Stores After Quitting Android Devices

LG just deserves to fucking fail at this point.

Comment Re:Congratulations LG, on... (Score 0) 20

by bmecoli on Wednesday July 21, 2021 @05:11PM (#61605679) Attached to: LG Might Sell iPhones In Its Stores After Quitting Android Devices

iBitches are masters of nothing.

Comment Re:Consistency (Score 0) 113

by bmecoli on Wednesday July 21, 2021 @05:03PM (#61605663) Attached to: iOS and Android Activations Now Split Evenly In the US, Research Shows

iBitch, I've been able to get on the internet since the 90s, so nice fucking try. Eat shit.

Comment Re:it always amazed me (Score 0) 113

by bmecoli on Tuesday July 20, 2021 @05:13PM (#61602277) Attached to: iOS and Android Activations Now Split Evenly In the US, Research Shows

>Having both iPhone and Android - they both work.
that still makes you an iBitch

Comment Re:it always amazed me (Score 0) 113

by bmecoli on Tuesday July 20, 2021 @05:12PM (#61602271) Attached to: iOS and Android Activations Now Split Evenly In the US, Research Shows

Sorry to hear you're such a little bitch.

Comment Re: it always amazed me (Score 0) 113

by bmecoli on Tuesday July 20, 2021 @04:58PM (#61602225) Attached to: iOS and Android Activations Now Split Evenly In the US, Research Shows

>My 6s
Sorry to hear you're such a little bitch

Comment Re:Consistency (Score 0) 113

by bmecoli on Tuesday July 20, 2021 @04:38PM (#61602165) Attached to: iOS and Android Activations Now Split Evenly In the US, Research Shows

>Before you start calling me an Apple fanboi, I have both Apple and Android.
That still makes you an iBitch.

Comment Re:Consistency (Score 0) 113

by bmecoli on Tuesday July 20, 2021 @04:34PM (#61602151) Attached to: iOS and Android Activations Now Split Evenly In the US, Research Shows

> I always own iPhones as I develop for the platform
Why are you wasting time and resources developing for a shitty phone platform that fucking sucks and isn't worth it?

Comment Re:Doublespeak (Score 0) 113

by bmecoli on Tuesday July 20, 2021 @04:28PM (#61602143) Attached to: iOS and Android Activations Now Split Evenly In the US, Research Shows

Sounds like you're too stupid to use Android. I guess enjoy being a iBitch, since you're incapable to handle anything better.

Comment Re:Doublespeak (Score 0) 113

by bmecoli on Tuesday July 20, 2021 @04:25PM (#61602135) Attached to: iOS and Android Activations Now Split Evenly In the US, Research Shows

> They know how an iPhone works, they don't want to learn anything new.
More like they're too stupid to know how to use anything else.

Comment Re:Doublespeak (Score 0) 113

by bmecoli on Tuesday July 20, 2021 @04:21PM (#61602117) Attached to: iOS and Android Activations Now Split Evenly In the US, Research Shows

Damn, that sounds like peak iBitch there. Bullet dodged.

Comment Re:Doublespeak (Score 0) 113

by bmecoli on Tuesday July 20, 2021 @04:19PM (#61602111) Attached to: iOS and Android Activations Now Split Evenly In the US, Research Shows

> However, when I choose I always get an iPhone anyway.
Oh wow, sorry to hear you're such a little bitch.

Comment Re:R.I.P. Android (Score 0) 113

by bmecoli on Tuesday July 20, 2021 @04:17PM (#61602099) Attached to: iOS and Android Activations Now Split Evenly In the US, Research Shows

iBitches are masters of nothing.

Comment Oh wow. (Score 0) 499

by bmecoli on Monday August 15, 2011 @08:30AM (#37092972) Attached to: Intel To Offer CPU Upgrades Via Software

After many years of waiting, it looks like I can finally download Megahertz.

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