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Journal blinder's Journal: I.Must.Kill 15

Journal by blinder on Friday September 02, 2005 @12:40PM

i'm in a fine mood. its friday, just before a long weekend. and yet, i have to kill. the person in the cube next to me is the loudest eater... ever!

ack! please... make him stop. make him go away. i am about to leave here to walk the streets of downtown boston for a little bit, just to get away from this gut-wrenching annoyance!

blech! oh my goodness this is bad!

chew with your mouth closed! its very fucking simple.

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Headphones (Score:2)

by FortKnox ( 169099 ) * writes:

People sometimes ask why I have headphones or earbuds on and not listening to music... Now you know why ;)
- Re:Headphones (Score:2)
  
  by Red Warrior ( 637634 ) * writes:
  
  I do the same. It is also an effective "don't talk to me" message. As well as a good way to learn interesting bits of information...
munch munch (Score:2)

by BWJones ( 18351 ) * writes:

ack! please... make him stop.

Gobble, *smack*, munch, munch, munch, gulp. *Smack*, "aaaaaahhhh".

Yeah....... I'd kill em too.
this is one of my pet peeves (Score:2)

by SolemnDragon ( 593956 ) * writes:

it bothers me every time. I'm sorry that you have to go through it.

May i suggest a.) taking the food, and b.) duct tape?
- Re:this is one of my pet peeves (Score:2)
  
  by Iamthefallen ( 523816 ) * writes:
  
  Smacking and slurping is beyond a pet peeve for me... It will drive me completely crazy in just a few seconds. I just can't stand it. I just want to grab the spoon and STAB STAB STAB!! GAAAH! THERE! TRY SMACKING WITHOUT LIPS OR TONGUE!
  
  *Ahem*
  
  Yeah, I can't even stand it when the cat's licking herself... Although I'm much less inclined to stab her with a spoon.
- Re:this is one of my pet peeves (Score:2)
  
  by blinder ( 153117 ) * writes:
  
  i'm thinking duct tape and feeding tube?
  
  i dunno. maybe i could just start throwing office supplies over the wall... and when asked "what are you doing!?!" i'll just say "oh nothing... is it bothering you?"
get used to it (Score:2)

by mekkab ( 133181 ) writes:

Much like my posting, I eat like a troll.

You would hate me.

What am I saying, most of you already do! ;)
Yuck (Score:1)

by GeckoFood ( 585211 ) * writes:

I can't stand the sound of someone chewing. It turns my stomach. Not too long ago I was in a lunch meeting and I was sitting next to some guy I had never seen before, and his chewing and smacking was worse than a 2-year-old. I almost left the meeting.

I know exactly how you feel.
Dear Mr. Blinder (Score:1)

by Bernard Liautaud ( 892648 ) writes:

Write up a report about it. Make it crystal clear.

Hahahahahaha! I am teh hum0r0us!

I just wanted you to know that I have not forgotten about you.

Your buddy,

Bernard
- Re:Dear Mr. Blinder (Score:2)
  
  by blinder ( 153117 ) * writes:
  
  damn you!!!
  
  *opens crystal reports designer*
  
  i can't believe i'm doing this :snif:
welcome b1inder, welcome to the dark side. (Score:2)

by ellem ( 147712 ) * writes:

<fssssshhhh>And what thing solves all conflicts young b1inder?</fsssshhh>
- Re:welcome b1inder, welcome to the dark side. (Score:2)
  
  by blinder ( 153117 ) * writes:
  
  two words, right?
  
  vio
  lence ???
  - Re:welcome b1inder, welcome to the dark side. (Score:2)
    
    by ellem ( 147712 ) * writes:
    
    As Perry "Mutha Fuckah" Farrell once said
quick and easy (Score:1)

by subgeek ( 263292 ) * writes:

gall bladder 20 [acuxo.com] is also an excellent knockout point. sadly, many people consider assault a greater wrong than loud eating.
bring in your equipment... (Score:2)

by TechnoLust ( 528463 ) * writes:

put a mic and speaker in his cube, hook them to an amp, turn it up to 11. :-)

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Headphones (Score:2)

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munch munch (Score:2)

this is one of my pet peeves (Score:2)

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get used to it (Score:2)

Yuck (Score:1)

Dear Mr. Blinder (Score:1)

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welcome b1inder, welcome to the dark side. (Score:2)

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quick and easy (Score:1)

bring in your equipment... (Score:2)

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