The fist of shame belongs squarely in your face, I am afraid. Double-check your humor setting, for the sake of everyone here.

I am conflicted about whether I should feel envious or disgusted by this post. Congratulations.

A coffee shop is not a rented office space that can be acquired for the cost of one latte. I can see where they're coming from.

People love to feel special. Not much more to say really.

In this case it seems that the questioning clickbaity headline is actually something that the Slashdot editor himself came up with, because I can't find it replicated in any of the articles.

How many more years am I going to have to keep reading comments on this site from people attempting to appear smart by constantly wielding this law of news headlines?

We should make a throwback to the 80s and start calling it Turbo Coding. That's actually something I could get behind.

Become evil? Childish reasoning.

There is a difference between a controlled re-entry and an uncontrolled. Furthermore, this spacecraft is not completely intact, which could have consequences.

Yes, but Amazon offers Same-Day Orbital Injection.

Can you even imagine reading this headline just 20 years ago. What the fuck kind of world is this?

A life of sucking, one might say.

I agree, searching the web with ChatGPT is wonderful. The business model for search may have to change in the near future, I suspect.

Brilliant display of proficient reasoning. Mod this up, please. I'd use my own mod points, but then of course I wouldn't be able to post this sarcastic comment. Thank you.

You don't have to get angry, sir.