Comment Re:Economy is collapsing (Score 3, Funny) 35
Capitalism is falling apart
Any day now.
Comment Slack (Score 1) 11
Slack already is distracting garbage that only makes me sad every time I am forced to use it. I am sure this will not in any way improve the situation.
Comment Re:Does it matter to anyone? (Score 4, Insightful) 85
This is why I have explicitly instructed my ChatGPT to speak with elegance, and using advanced grammar and vocabulary. I have already noticed how my own speech and writing has improved.
Comment Yawn (Score -1, Troll) 113
Antoinette Hocbo, a former marketing professional who knows the tricks brands use to chip away at willpower, bought a $199 Pilates program, an iPad, and an arsenal of makeup products after TikTok's algorithm served her a stream of aspirational content.
Not my problem.
Comment Re:Or, you know... (Score 1) 64
Why is it called trifold when it only has two folds?
Comment Re:Clicked on that "cool" web site... (Score 1) 38
Now that's what I call protecting retail investors!
Comment Re: Yup (Score 1) 10
Yeah, well the article title omitted two words, so he's in good company.
Comment Nah (Score -1) 97
"To see that people are using [BNPL services] to buy something as basic and fundamental as groceries," Morris told me on stage at Web Summit in Lisbon this week, "I think is a pretty clear indication that a lot of people are struggling."
I have used Klarna invoice to buy take-away many times when I've been hungry as hell because it's the quickest way to check out. I am definitely not struggling economically.
Comment Re:Remains to be seen... (Score 1) 42
... or if they have to pay for WinRAR.
Comment Re:Cute (Score 0) 69
Yes, because what I've always missed in my browser UI is a cute cartoon animal that does nothing but signal condescension towards the user.
Comment Re:Sure, do this instead of better tech (Score 1) 69
They've been averaging over 1000 commits per week to their code based for the entire year now.
Cutting that down to 100 per week would probably be a good first step at slowing the deterioration of their product.
Comment Re:Shut up and take my gold pressed latinum... (Score 1) 52
Save your money. It's a terrible model. It doesn't even look like the NCC-1701-D. When I first saw the picture, I didn't even recognize the ship despite having seen every episode of TNG countless times.
Comment Re:Idiocracy is spot on (Score 1) 111
No. The film was explicitly about lower average IQs as a result of adverse sexual selection.
Comment Re:Cloudfare has ruined browsing the web (Score 1) 53
Soon: "Verifying you're not banned from the internet. This may take a few minutes."
Comment Re:Wrong angle? (Score 1) 68
Perhaps UK should look into mummification.
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