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Journal bethanie's Journal: Amazon thinks I NEED this book 13

So I've been listing a whole buttload of books, vinyl LPs, DVDs, etc. on Amazon Marketplace to try to sell them before I leave my mom's house. Hopefully, I'll make her a bit of walking around money, and decrease the unwanted clutter around here.

In any case, as I search for the various titles that I'm interested in listing, I swear to GOD that this book comes up on EVERY. Fucking. Search.

I'm thinking that somebody at Amazon knows something.
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Amazon thinks I NEED this book

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  • by Red Warrior ( 637634 ) * on Monday January 30, 2006 @01:27AM (#14596467) Homepage Journal
    since I wrote that book.

    Now, I mostly focus on one on one tutorials.
  • "First Sentence: Take a woman who enjoys skilled c* and put her lover's face between her legs, and you might as well have put a scoop of ice cream on a hot griddle."

    Uh...ice cream on a hot griddle is supposed to be a good thing?

    * Bethanie didn't spell the word out, so I won't either, but I have to quote that stupid sentence somehow.

    • So if I write the word cunnilingus, does that mean everyone else has to, too?

      Would you be more comfortable with a euphemism? How about Barking at the ape? Bikini burger? Bird-washing? Bite the dog-end? Blow some tunes? Boating? Box lunch at the Y? Brush one's teeth? Bush dinner? Canyon yodeling? Carpet munching? Chew the she-fat? Chow box? Chow down on Georgia O'Keefe's inspiration? Clam dive? Clam diving? Clam lapping? Connie Lingus? Cunning linguistics? Dine at the Y? Dinner beneath the bridge? Dip the
    • * Bethanie didn't spell the word out, so I won't either, but I have to quote that stupid sentence somehow.

      In MLA or APA it is suggested to use brackets [ ] to identify changes you have made to borrowed text. For example...

      "Take a woman who enjoys skilled [c*] and put her lover's face between her legs, and you might as well have put a scoop of ice cream on a hot griddle" (Blue).

      Not trying to be an asshole, I actually thought you might like this tid-bit *smile*.
  • I don't understand Amazon's recommendation system. For the longest time, the AFDB book's [amazon.com] recommendations list said "People who wear clothes were also interested in..." and had items listed like "clean socks" (actual title, I guess they were worried you'd think you were getting some kid's stinky gym remnants).

    And gone is the recommendation that you buy a six-pack of heavy-duty tinfoil with the book.

    They really seem to like recommending books I already have - even books that I bought through them.

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