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Some women (not you, SW) are so fucking stupid, and sometimes it manages to get to me.

So I'm at the gym yesterday (yup -- joined a gym -- yay me!) breaking my elliptical trainer cherry ('cause up till now I've always been an old-school stairclimber kinda gal). The guy on the machine next to me is tuned into CNN or Fox News or some other news channel -- something where you can see the headlines and read the ticker and at least get briefed on what's going on.

So when he finishes his workout after I'm there about 5 minutes, he turns to me and offers me the remote. I didn't really think I'd be watching much, and was enjoying my iPod quite a bit, so I thanked him and turned it down. MISTAKE.

'Cause then, these two chicks got on the next machines. Chattering, chattering away... and then... CLICK. Channel changes. DAMN. I'm inwardly kicking myself for not commandeering the remote when it was offered. CLICK CLICK CLICK... to... the TV Guide channel. Obviously, to peruse the offerings and make an informed, well-researched choice, right?

I wish.

When they finally change from that channel 5 minutes later (which is a LONG time when that's all you have to look at), where do they go? Goddamn fucking MAURY. Caption of the day, "After 23 paternity tests, will we find the father TODAY?!" Holy FUCKING Christ!! No wonder the radical Islamists want to kill us all. If that's all I had to go on about America, *I'd* want to kill us all, too!!

But that doesn't last for long, because naturally, there are MUCH higher quality options available out there, such as.... JUDGE JOE BROWN?!?! GodDAMN. I thought that stuff was on TV just for background noise. I never realized that there were people who would CHOOSE to watch it.

Particularly over news -- on a day when a new Supreme Court Justice has been nominated. I mean, that doesn't happen very frequently -- don't they care in the *least* what's actually HAPPENING in the world?! Or short of that, what's being reported on the TV news?

It was frustrating, and disgusting, and I just needed to say something to someone. Thanks for bein' here. :-)
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  • You rang?

    Hey- at least you get to choose the channel. Maury and Judge Judy are always on my gym. They have three TVs grouped together in several spots, so you get three choices of what to watch. It's usually some combination of Maury/Judge Judy/CNN/ESPN. If I go at the right time, I do get to catch Jeopardy, which is the best show for gym-going in my opinion because the questions (answers?) are in a very large font. The bouncing makes it hard to read subtitles, and I don't ever have a radio with me to
    • Bad time for my iPod battery to die. He was talking on his cell phone (while exercising!!), but then started talking to me instead when he saw that I no longer was using headphones.

      See? There's your mistake right there. Never take your headphones off - that is just signalling the you are available for random, inane chit-chat.

      Next time your battery runs out, keep the headphones on and people will think you are still listening to music. Half the time when I wear headphones at work they're not even plugged in,
  • How can you possibly compare Judge Brown's court to the Supreme Court? The Supreme Court doesn't even sing!
    • And I don't know HOW you could have a problem with Helen Miers!!

      Rumor has it that she plans to wear a leather catsuit under her robes and hold regular, public makeout sessions with Ruth Bader Ginsburg if she gets appointed. Turn-ons? Lime Jell-o and her "Big Dick Rambone" dildo!

      Now TELL me she doesn't belong on the bench of the highest court in the land!?

      ....Bethanie....

  • No seriously.

    A while back Maury had a show with home-video footage or some such. (Today at 4pm for isntance you can see "Maury: Brutal Attacks and Sex Crimes...Caught on Tape" Enjoy!) Several clips showed childen being violently abused. One clips showed an elderly woman being beaten so bad she later died from it.

    Let me say that again:

    They showed a clip of a woman.

    Being beaten.

    To death.

    During day time TV.

    And there's a great big fucking moral outrage over animated "nudity" involving made-up computer ge

  • to when I had to go to a patient's room to do a test and the show to watch at 9 a.m. was Jerry Springer. Just about had to go on blood pressure meds. I did get to mute the show when finished with the hook up and started running the test..... " the room has to be quiet". Did not care if it was the other patient's visitors watching the show, I hit mute and told them that the waiting room was down the hall if they wanted to watch the t.v.

    Nightshift has provided more show savvy people and news is on quite o

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  • What? (Score:2)

    by ryanr ( 30917 ) *
    I love the Maury episodes where someone is such a huge skank that they have to test the entire town to see who the father is.

  • While running on the ellipticals, I prefer [xanga.com] the worst show on television [jerryspringertv.com]. If my entertainment is too interesting, then I start slowing down to pay attention to it. If it is too boring, I get tired quicker. That show is so bad it is fun to watch and hits the sweet spot. Besides, there is nothing like watching overweight men and women living in vans down by the river [wikipedia.org] to motivate you. :-D

  • I NEVER turn down (or give up) the remote. ;)
  • FoxNews or Maury? Don't they go for the same target audience?

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