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Furthermore, women can raise their IQ with every orgasm that they experience. American scientists, who continuingly study sexual possibilities of homo sapiens, discovered that the moment of orgasm gives a very powerful incentive to a large number of chemical reactions and physical procedures in the body. The speed of blood circulation reaches its maximum, whereas the oxygen-enriched blood reaches all internal organs, including brain, very quickly. Hypothalamus - the center for control of the hormonal system - also governs the work of learning and memorizing centers.

If that were true, then I'd be, like, really REALLY smart. (Like, maybe even almost as smart as Some Woman!)

But... oh! Do you think that might be the case? You think that they don't count *masturbatory* ones? That's just not fair! :-(

Be that as it may, it just goes to show ya: Nookie: It does a body good!

(And I can't take credit for this story myself. You who hipped me to it -- you wanna step forward and take credit or remain anonymous?)

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  • Sexual excitement intensifies the bloodstream, which may add 25 percent to a woman's breast size.
  • Are you watching porn on your computer?
    No hunny, just studying with some friends.... ;)
  • If that were true, then I'd be, like, really REALLY smart. (Like, maybe even almost as smart as Some Woman!)

    Or maybe there is a side to SW of which we were not previously aware.

    She is, after all, an engineer of chemical fucking.* She said so herself.

    Cheers,

    Ethelred

    * - The exact quote was "chemical fucking engineer", but who am I to quibble?

  • That would be Angie's GPA in college. We didn't start dating until after that unfortunate B in Physics.
  • ... then why does it work in the exact opposite way for men? i.e. only enough blood in a mna's body to operate one head at a time.
    • That reminds me of this old joke...

      Mommy, Daddy, and little Joey go to a nude beach.

      Joey: (runs up) Mommy! Mommy! I saw a lady with boobies bigger than yours!
      Mommy: The bigger they are, the dumber they are.

      (Joey goes off to play)

      Joey: (runs up) Mommy! Mommy! I saw a man with a peepee bigger than Daddy's!
      Mommy: The bigger they are, the dumber they are.

      (Joey goes back to playing in the sand)

      Joey: (runs up again) Mommy! Mommy! I Daddy talking to the dumbest woman on the beach and the more he talke

  • That definitely explains my grades during the first semester of college.
  • Bethanie, you've done it again! All I need now is an incredibly naive man. I will just show him your post and I will be home free!!!!!

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