You're an ignoramus.

Bravo.

I love that every once in a while when I decide to visit slashdot again I still see my old pals like drinkypoo still at it.

Excellent suggestion. I will cite you when I make the motion.

This is exactly what my teacher wife is doing. She has asked me to find a way to force Chromebooks to be completely offline so they can be used as simple word processors.

I am RIGHT NOW sitting in a regional public education task force meeting where we are trying to decide how to guide our schools through the AI minefield. The only thing I can do is remind everyone that *if you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice.*

I sign in to Slashdot for the first time in 5 years. drinkypoo is active in the first comment thread I enter. All is right with the world.

Thank you.

I mean, whoa.

Almost.

Now I can accidentally stream the soundtrack of my, er, *entertainment* to not only my earbuds but also to the BT speaker I accidentally left on upstairs! Whoo hoo!

Not to mention MS probably allows you to create single-use tokens for just such an instance as this. Google at least has had that ability for years.

And anything else that is rigid and might puncture your eye if you fell on it. So no pencils, for instance. Or pens. Let's see... No more chopsticks! Or forks, for that matter. Knives are right out...

Can the USA be next, please? I'm sick of living with slobs.

Another negative story about Apple seemingly every day... Can't say it makes me sad. We should start a gofundme for all the affected hipsters though.