Totally this.

I have had companies email me a form, ask me to print it, sign it, scan it, and email it back. The same perceived privacy and authenticity!

Future humans will of course make enhancements to ... OK I won't spoil it for you. Be afraid. Be very afraid.

Linux on the smart phone!

ed is the standard text editor

I'm glad someone pointed this out.  

Sure, you did a study or something, but what about the fact that I know this guy, and he prefers dark mode?

Surely your entire study is wrong.

Or alternatively: We built it right. The haters are wrong.

I heard that using dark mode reduces the amount of CO2 as well.

I bet you never thought it would be because of WSL!

And after you have saved it, cross compile, strip the binary, link it with the boot loader, jumper to your board and re-flash it. One student said "Are these boards 3.3V? We only have 5V jumper harnesses at this school." Everything was USB for these kids!

Even SSD is cheap. Don't use hardware compression, just buy a bigger drive. Compression reduces your MTBF. If you want to compress to increase your IO throughput, do it in the CPU.

Auto-land != ILS. Watch the video - it does way more.

Sucks to have coeliac disease. Most gluten free things are higher in fat and sugar, but BACON IS GLUTEN FREE!

Wait that's 45 km/h. e-bikes have to cut out assistance at 45 km/h? MOAR speed I tell you! They should allow DOUBLE that!
56 MPH! 90 km/h!