Ironically, there's prior art on that observation from over two thousand years ago:

At last I went to the artisans, for I was conscious that I knew nothing at all, as I may say, and I was sure that they knew many fine things; and in this I was not mistaken, for they did know many things of which I was ignorant, and in this they certainly were wiser than I was. But I observed that even the good artisans fell into the same error as the poets; because they were good workmen they thought that they also knew all sorts of high matters, and this defect in them overshadowed their wisdom [...]

--Socrates in Plato's Apology

> now raise your fist in the air to limit transmission interference

There's some prior art on that already.

> Can we really extend the life of our own sun? I can't even begin to calculate how that would work...

Well, for one, we should start using it only when it's dark outside.

> Maybe he/she is worried about releasing The Andromeda Strain...

Don't be silly. It's shoggoths all the way down.

Actually, scratch that--it looks like AT&T removed that option. However, a.) that's AT&T being a shitty carrier, and not the fault of Android; and b.) there's a way around it already.

> funny that my at&t android will only install items from the marketplace and not
> 'any app i choose' - i read a forum that said i needed to root the device to remove that restriction.

You need to read different forums. Go to Settings, then Applications, and check the setting that says "Allow install of non-Market applications". Done. No root necessary.

> I'm typing this post while driving up I-95 as we speak, and let me tell you, it's perfectly sa

Uh oh. Candlejack has taken up hitchhi

You might want to do some research before you start casually using the term "bug chasers". Hint: it already has a meaning, and it's almost certainly not what you think it is.

> One of the morning messages could be "having a morning coffee with satan" and late night message could be "man do I appreciate cold beer right now".

I've had sort of the same idea, only mine is an IM bot that will occasionally fire off messages to my friends at 3 AM saying things like "Look behind you" or "HE COMES".

> the state ought not to assume that I want to give away my body parts without confirmation of this wish.

Why? What exactly are you planning to do with them after you die?

> But where's the plagiarism? As far as I can tell the papers are original.

Yes, original papers...that people are then buying and passing off as their own work.

> Do you have children of your own?

The contents of my basement are nobody else's business.

> You pick up on a slightly misdirected interpunctuation (semicolon or even a colon would have been fine) but ignore the glaring grammar errors?

Not so much "ignore" as "refrain from correcting in disgust". I'm only dedicated to drive-by snark to a point.

> Chrome sandboxes individual tabs, crashes of one tab does not affect the running of the rest of Chrome browser.

Will Chrome also restart sentences in the event of comma splices?

> message queue that will spawn workers

You have no idea of my level of disappointment when I realized that the above didn't say "message queue that will spawn hookers".