Journal alzoron's Journal: So this bar walks into a rabbi, a priest, and minister 2

and I says to the guy, I says, "How'dja like a _knuckle sandwich_?!"

Well, his son could be married to the bartender's daughter, which would make him his own uncle. :) Then, of course, there's the problem of who gets custody of the rabbi's son when the rabbi finds out about the bartender. If you ask me, he should go to the priest, because they already have a well-established relationship and the boy seems to like him. But the courts would probably disagree...