Ah, they're just using the patented HubbardTech to apply LearnTech to students.

"Ms Hoover... I don't see why the GPL is viral. The argument makes no sense!"

"Well, Jimmy, that's because there is a word in B. Henry Gates' lecture that you don't understand. Go use WordClearTech until you find it. The rest of you: class dismissed because a worm has crashed the LAN again."