This seems kind of short-sighted and foolish.

Does Wikipedia even consider Slashdot a reliable source?

Um, no. The whole point of the binding arbitration clauses is that the arbitrator rules in favor of the business 100% of the time.

That would actually be very amusing, given the number of well-paid lawyers that probably go to Shelter Rock Jewish Center...

Because people who abuse their spouses and children generally abuse the courts as well...

Nope, me too...