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Comment 20 YEARS OF SUBJECT LINE TROLLING, YOU FUCKNUTS! (Score -1) 726

by Subject Line Troll on Thursday October 05, 2017 @01:56PM (#55316917) Attached to: 20 Years of Stuff That Matters

Comment BOW TO THE MASTER TROLLERY OF BENNETT, ASSKNOBS! (Score -1) 128

by Subject Line Troll on Thursday September 10, 2015 @01:28PM (#50496983) Attached to: An Algorithm To Stop Joke Plagiarists

Journal Journal: dfaedba4824d4eb2b4c07d6b3880aeaf0cf024d6

Journal by YOU FAIL IT! on Tuesday August 04, 2015 @03:40PM

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Comment AND WIPING MY ASS STILL LEAVES POO BEHIND! (Score -1, Flamebait) 155

by Subject Line Troll on Tuesday April 02, 2013 @03:40PM (#43341831) Attached to: Wiping a Smartphone Still Leaves Data Behind

Comment "FEWER" FANS, COCKNOZZLE. USE LANGUAGE CORRECTLY (Score -1) 328

by Subject Line Troll on Thursday December 13, 2012 @07:13PM (#42282381) Attached to: Is It Worth Investing In a High-Efficiency Power Supply?

Comment YES. DIE NOW. (Score -1) 418

by Subject Line Troll on Friday October 05, 2012 @03:24PM (#41562505) Attached to: Ask Slashdot: Am I Too Old To Retrain?

Comment WHO CARES? GET SOME PRIORITIES. ALSO, FP, BITCH! (Score -1) 407

by Subject Line Troll on Monday April 30, 2012 @02:16PM (#39848819) Attached to: 1 World Trade Center Becomes the Tallest Building In NYC

Comment NOOB LOSER! EVEN I HAVE A LOWER USERID THAN YOU! (Score -1) 1521

by Subject Line Troll on Thursday August 25, 2011 @11:43AM (#37208054) Attached to: Rob "CmdrTaco" Malda Resigns From Slashdot

Comment MOD PARENT UP, RETARDS. THAT' S WISDOM RIGHT THERE (Score -1) 142

by Subject Line Troll on Friday June 24, 2011 @05:20PM (#36561374) Attached to: Sony Shutting Down <em>Star Wars Galaxies</em> MMO and TCG

Comment OR JUST ATTACK THEM IN A SUBJECT LINE, YOU PUSSY! (Score 4, Funny) 417

by Subject Line Troll on Sunday March 06, 2011 @05:33PM (#35400668) Attached to: Disarm Internet Trolls, Gently

Comment YOU'D RATHER ATTACK MY ASSHOLE WITH YOUR TONGUE (Score -1) 833

by Subject Line Troll on Tuesday July 06, 2010 @02:33PM (#32815768) Attached to: Blizzard To Require Real First and Last Names For Official Forums

Comment FUCKING KARMA ASSKISSERS. EVEN I GET THE OPTION. (Score -1) 387

by Subject Line Troll on Monday November 30, 2009 @04:35PM (#30275102) Attached to: Are Ad Servers Bogging Down the Web?

Comment YOUR IDEAS ARE STUPID AND YOU'RE AN IDIOT (Score -1) 539

by Subject Line Troll on Thursday July 23, 2009 @05:08PM (#28800983) Attached to: How To Vet Clever Ideas Without Giving Them Away?

Comment Buggers. (Score -1) 89

by 2*2*3*75011 on Saturday June 13, 2009 @06:35PM (#28323325) Attached to: 47th Mersenne Prime Confirmed

My super-strong RSA encryption modulus was (2^43,112,609-1)*(2^42,643,801-1) and now it's broken. So much for 85,756,410-bit encryption.

Comment YOU ARE SO FIRED! (Score 1) 1582

by YOU ARE SO FIRED! on Wednesday April 01, 2009 @10:12AM (#27417773) Attached to: Slashdot Launches User Achievements

Who authorized this?? I'M SERIOUS WHO AUTHORIZED THIS??? It wasn't me, I'm certain of that, and that's the only authorization you should be interested in. I'm certain of a couple other things too: Your wife's about to leave you. Your children are about to starve. Your car is about to be repossessed.

How do I know all this? Oh I'm glad you asked. It's because you're sooooo fired. So fired. Get out. So fucking fired. Janet will have your stuff packed up and available after 5. Say hi to your wife for me and tell her I'll see her tonight.

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