You're asking for everything in the world and asking for it cheap, and that's just not going to happen. Non-smart TVs yes have less hardware, but because they're made in much smaller quantities, they demand a premium.

That said, look at the Vizio E-Series. the only "Smarts" it has is app controls and a built-in ChromeCast. The E-series comes with a regular remote with volume and input options (don't know about sleep, never bothered with sleeping a TV manually). 4k 60Hz refresh, HDR-capable. That's probably as close as you're going to get to what you want in 2017.

Doesn't always work. I dropped about 20% over the course of a year and it had virtually no impact on my Type 2 - exercise was at least half an hour a day too.

Of course, that just means that it's not the percentage, proximity to ideal weight per person that probably makes more difference as I'm still up around 300. Vastly better than I was, but plenty of room to improve still.

I use the cursed things daily. They're in the vast majority of standalone credit card terminals, and they all need to be downloaded/updated via dialup.

You have NO IDEA how much unfun it is to try and use a damned dialup modem at 14.4 over a VoIP line. No Carrier, Lost Carrier, Bad Rx Comm, hell even No Dial Tone some times.

Shoot me now...

The one thing I'd like to see changed is autocorrect behavior. Seriously, who thought hitting "space" after an autocorrect word comes up would correct it, but tapping the corrected word would dismiss it? Really?

I admit, I haven't tried it on an Android device (the nook being my only one), but on iOS it's annoying as hell.