This should be a lot easier to consolidate scientific data now that much of the data was deleted for efficiency.

You mean another half hour of ads and trailers?

Imagine: Musk takes over, merges/privatizes NASA with SpaceX.
During the process he defines himself as a founder of NASA.

Result: Musk invented space travel.

I'm surprised What's-his-face isn't throwing rumors of picking Musk out on social media just for the fun of it.

Aren't they all going to get cancer now? Or are all the birds now dead (the ones that are actually real)?

> Cameras missed the event, but the A2RL car lost traction and ended up tail-first into a wall...

> Khurram Hassan, commercial director of A2RL, told Ars that the cold tires on the cold track caused a loss of traction.


It's a poor designer who blames his tools.

Can 7-year-olds in Malaysia really build dependable spacesuits consistently over time?

The testing kills them?? That's even worse!

When they replace him with an AI CEO, he will probably have a different opinion.

Of course with some CEO's, it might actually result in a more pleasant work environment.

I'll just stick with Saccharin, which will only give me cancer.

Sounds like someone wants to get rich on trillions in R&D trying to build a wall before the project fails spectacularly.

Wouldn't it be easier to just refreeze the glaciers?

I know....

Quick! Everyone buy a couple bags of ice and meet up at the nearest glacier. BYOB!

Feel sorry for anyone with pacemakers, insulin pumps or oxygen concentrators in the homes the riders are riding past.

I mean what are the odds other people are in the area an e-bike is being ridden in....

I'd be willing to settle for the sex recliner from "The 6th Day"

So it will then not answer my simple question, then tell me to go read a web site for the answer -- but so much more intelligently.

I'm impressed!

They kind of buried the real revolutionary feature at the bottom of the list.

Fancy! Here I am unplugging my power supply like some kind of caveman.

You still have cashiers? Oooo, Fancy!

I have to do that myself now, cash myself out and then bag it up in bags that I brought from home--all while Skynet monitors me from overhead. The only humans are restocking shelves or there to do an override when when I scan my beer.

I, however, welcome our future robot overlords....