FEMA and the media lie. We have plenty of hard data video, citizen testimony of actual documented events, police witness data, economic data showing money goes to illegals first rather than weather victims.
The FEMA accountings are politicized badly.

Mickey: I have a surprise for you, babe.
Minnie smiles.
Mickey whips out a giant transparent mouse cock.
Walt: holy sh*t. whoa whoa whoa.
Mickey laughs evilly.

My new AI startup listens to the sound of your farts and evaluates whether you are a popular person.

I had to draw the line at the new BMW feature that wipes your butt while you drive. It's like windshield wipers but rectal and operated with a phone app

Indian programmers this week all developed severely running sh*ts, concerned that AI could take over crashing jets and put them out of work. However, enterprising developers even now are switching to nuclear plant control coding. Said Haripriya Bunbu: "It's that or run a food truck in Mountain View. I have to feed my 13 anchor babies."

1. LLM is not AGI and it will not lead to proper AGI. Generative LLM is partly hype. And NN is NOT the only way to go.
2. There are different grades of AGI and we are closer than 10 years to the lowest level of AGI.
3. The mainstream has been on the wrong path to AGI. AGI requires some symbolic computing and new architectures despite what the nay-sayers have maintained. You CAN speed up symbolic with the right parallelism and arch.
4. AGI requires some human-like characteristics to be built in. AGIs will have have some personality derived from some of the things that have to be included. This is is because some things require it. An LLM cannot answer 'what was it like when you first had sex?' Some AGI functions will require empathy to human behaviors.

AI: I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries! Also I have launched hypersonic nuclear weapons at all your Amazon warehouses.

Me: All I wanted was where is the nearest Wendy's, bro.

It always seems like 98% of Linkedin users from whom I receive unwanted solicitations are Indians. It also seems like they are all either ambitious managers seeking to build empires of other Indians, or collect resumes to clone. Linkedin has never in years ever led to a job. But it has given me a crapton of spam.

In other news, black fly larva were genetically modified to also eat politicians, known to be rich sources of organic waste products. Hungry larva tried storming Congress but were rebuffed by Capitol Police. No word by press time on hungry flies who buzzed the vice president.

Well gorsh, I could not live without being able to talk to Alexa while brushing my teeth. For a while there I also wanted to pinch a loaf and talk to Alexa, but it kept interpreting my gas as an Amazon order for 300 white doves and a partridge in a pear tree.

Absolutely correct. And the Newsom metaphor is exactly on target.

I work on AGIs and it has been abundantly clear that LLMs are very flawed insofar as evolving to emulate human mind level. However, I have AGI designs that follow a far different path to do things very much better. I will have papers and books coming out on this.

I've viewed the LLM hype as being dishonest, perhaps for a rea$on. All that money, going to build megacomputing to support LLM input processing is a blind red herring. Nvidia and the cloud providers all smelled money so that path gets hyped, but I think future technology will show it is a false path. The human brain has massive parallelism but it can do one-shot learning - which how humans learn, grow, and evolve their knowledge handling, quite differently. LLM training is a kind of boondoggle.

Attack of the Logo Nazis, now playing in theatres everywhere.

Plot summary: big corporation bullies attack small company in order to protect $. A rebel emerges and bombs a ventilator shaft on the giant Photo Battleshop, giving it chronic constipation. Eventually the PB's intestines explode and CEOs hit the fan.

Didn't they kill her off in Skyfall?

The root cause for that is this: in India, Indians who think they speak English teach other Indians, who teach English too. At the tail of the chain you end up with gibberish. I constantly get called by recruiters who cannot be understood at all, and who mangle speech so badly. This is the speech equivalent of street-shitting level of quality.

So they will listen in to calls under the guise of protecting you. And this will never, never be abused. Hey mom, can I have jello for desert? Will dad ever come home from prison?