Cryptocurrencies are fundamentally different from other investments, in that they are the only kind where unexpected market twists and turns lead to winners and losers.

No, just the dark energy

When you first access this data, you have to sit through 42 previews before you get to it.

Live action Zork.

No, no, it's true. I learned how to home-brew beer this year, but paid for it by forgetting how to drive.

My cell phone is "Flowers By Irene" whenever I enable wifi tethering.

So what? Tactless, impolite behavior may be anti-social, but it is emphatically not illegal. There's no obligation to be nice, particularly to those who are exerting undue authority without reason.

What we need are *more* citizens who are willing to speak up and fight for their rights, not a bunch of pansies who roll over when they see a blue shirt and a toy badge.

I have yet to meet an 18 year old adult, and that includes me 23 years ago.

You can toggle any given phone on or off at any time from the web interface. If you forget your cell phone, turn it off when you get to work. Turn off your work phone and turn on your cell phone when it's lunchtime and you are away from your desk. That's just one more advantage of GrandCentral, people can still reach you in such situations without trying every contact number they have.