Beautiful.

We don't have a complete theory of gravity. What if it turns out to be magic? /s

That's an awfully broad brush you're using there, Will. Are all religious persons this narrow minded? Do you see what I did there?

Whatever happened with Darrell Phillips?

If you're in advertising or marketing, kill yourself.

They're all in my son's room. These guys need a teenager, not a web server.

Yes, it drives me crazy as well. I've really started noticing it in the past five years.

That would have saved me from all the pants-on-head retarded political propaganda.

Hah, you'd be surprised. "All that encryption stuff just gets in my way. I'm an important person. Just make it work."

Then you have to clean off all the shit from their laptop when they get back. Or worse, they copied their files to their personal laptop and then took that because it's "easier."

And how dare a lowly IT admin tell the VP of R&D that what they want is dangerous and stupid.

"That's no moon."

The god botherers have really been flailing about lately. First the idiotic Star Trek post and now this. Guys, this is not helping your position.

It could have been worse. It could have been Jose Jimenez.

I don't feel creaky. I don't want to go on the cart.

This is the correct answer. If you help the Finance team reduce cost you're their best friend.
Automate some processes and remove 5 or 6 hours from the Month End Closeout and you have people who will always have your back.

Always, always make sure your report balances back to the Finance team's number.

Maybe we can get it to broadcast Reading Rainbow and give the curmudgeons something to complain about for the next news cycle.