What good is this when you have to be a Broadcom "member" but there is absolutely nothing on the page leading to information on being one and obtaining an account, other than some "AI help" garbage?

I don't think I have to say more.

Seriously... WTF? I had a... *ahem*... hard time believing the article or how such a ridiculous story could be true, or even why anyone would put their dick in a cage to begin with.

I have come to the conclusion that if someone's dumb enough to lock their dick in a cage, then they probably deserve whatever happens to them.

No one's counting out 140. Or even 1,040. All we know is that the number is "more than 40." That doesn't exactly say much.

Cars already have a fifth wheel. It's called a steering wheel, and you're supposed to wrap your hands around it and use it to turn. As for the seats facing backwards... hmm... I guess you could always do a custom mod for that one. :p

Nintendo.

Meh. Brave "removes" ads... only to replace them with its own. No thanks.

I think it would be safe to say that ANY diet is a factor in 100% of deaths. Face it, no matter what you eat or in what quantities, you're going to die. In this case, eat garbage and you'll just have problems sooner. Which means that really, all diet really affects is quality of life and time (until your inevitable death...).

It does not give a reliable answer. It has been found to give seemingly-random answers. Don't rely on it.

Based on the U.S. population, minus people without a credit history (including everyone under 18), and number of people Equifax has announced to have had their data stolen (officially over 143 million), it is best that if you have any credit history at all... then you should probably consider yourself f***ed. Don't trust their little "tool." It's about as big of a joke as their security itself.

I wonder what they used for their horribly broken website https://ancillary-proxy.atarimworker.io?url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.equifaxsecurity201..., which can't even seem to reliably tell you if you were affected by the incident. But I'm not surprised that a company with such shitty security to allow practically all adult Americans' identities to be exposed can't even get their check to find out if you have been exposed right. But, based on the numbers, and subtract everyone who does not have a credit history (age 17 and under), it's safe to assume that *every* U.S. citizen with a credit history has to watch their asses from here on, for the rest of their life. Is Equifax going to blame open source software for that piece of shit site/impact checker too? Equifax... what a fucking joke.

...maybe this year people are expecting the new Samsung phone to be able to make grilled cheese sandwiches.

Then why the fuck did he buy it? Maybe his company could have done less of a dick move by just selling the Sun properties that they were not interested in, like Solaris, so they could be given an actual, proper chance. Fuck Oracle.

Least favorite feature? The shell. I don't care for chocolate.

Oh... *that* Oreo. I don't know, because this is the first I heard of Android Oreo, and I don't care because who knows when (and if) it will ever be pushed to my HTC 10...

Awww... so you're saying I might make poor 'lil Poettering (however the hell you spell his name) cry. Awww, such a shame. Waaaaahhh....

If he can't take a joke, that's his problem. If he, as a supposedly respected software developer, has nothing to do but scour Slashdot topics and find discussions that include him and whine because people make fun of him... then, well, that's actually pretty pathetic. He can cry all he wants.

Can't we just etch a log into the sides of a steel bar and hit him upside the head with that instead? Maybe pass it on and play our own little version of pinatad?

Nope... you win the thread.