What democracy?

Why would you pour superglue into the microphone instead of just removing it completely?

As far as we know, no Kinect and no headset = no microphone.

The Canadian version will use "Cortana, eh?".

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The ALT text is even funnier.

Even if you make apps, you need to make them for a number of platforms and then some of them have dropped support for older devices. And you need to maintain a website anyway on top of that.

Excellent decision, Mr. Terrett.

In Soviet Russia, Social Network owns YOU!

Oh wait, they're all like that.

Carry on.

Maybe they thought it was pointless since Google will probably close Google+ in a few months anyway.

I thought Slashdot users renamed it to system====D ?

Really?

ThisIsMySuperLongSecretPasswordThatNobodyCanGuessHorseBatteryStaple3

What do you see?

The hack was facilitated by the 2012 data breach of unsalted LinkedIn passwords, offered for sale by hacker 'peace' last month at an equivalent price in Bitcoin of approximately $2,200.

That value of $2,200 was on 2016-05-16 (1 BTC = USD$453.38) but today it's worth $2,838 (1 BTC = USD$585.00).

I guess that's the hidden "Profit!" step everyone's been searching for.

Great, now we're really going to need a school for ants.

Carter! I can see my hot pockets!

...autonomous spider robots -- each one the size of a microwave...

That's some big ass spiders! Better call Greg Grunberg!