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Comment Re:Despite (Score 1) 251

I will do that. I use gnumeric all the time for small CSVs because of the quick startup, but I haven't tried it on large files recently. Last time I did, it didn't acquit itself well, but I will give it another go. When I'm doing this it's really always CSVs, and I'm just trying to massage some data slightly before I import it somewhere. I finally resorted to just writing perl, but it was to do things that would have been faster to do in a spreadsheet if it didn't crater.

Comment Re: seen this movie before (Score 1) 251

Can we please drop this "windows is spyware" crap?

Why do you imagine that it is crap? Every expert disagrees with you.

No government is buying Windows Home or leaving telemetry on.

Aww you're so cute. Dumb, but cute.

You think you can be sure you've disabled all of that functionality.

Even if they didn't, GDPR.

Those are certainly all letters, but they don't prevent international espionage.

And calling the US untrustworthy because you don't like a President needs to go as well.

Some of us are just smart enough to call a fascist a fascist, and just dumb enough to do it, too. But you're dumb enough to deep throat the boot.

It is a foolish conceit that serves you poorly.

I will continue to resist this regime as long as I am able, because failure to do so is how to be destroyed by it.

Comment Re:I can't wait for the brouhaha that arises (Score 1) 56

Honestly, even if they can't jailbreak it to be age-inappropriate / etc, it's still a ripe setup for absurdist humour.

Kid: "Here we are, Barbie, the rural outskirts of Ulaanbaatar! How do you like your yurt?"

Barbie: "It's lovely! Let me just tidy up these furs."

Kid: "Knock, knock! Why it's 13th century philosopher, Henry of Ghent, author of Quodlibeta Theologica!"

Barbie: "Why hello Henry of Ghent, come in! Would you like to discuss esse communissimum over a warm glass of yak's milk?"

Kid, in Henry's voice: "That sounds lovely, but could you first help me by writing a python program to calculate the Navier-Stokes equations for a zero-turbulence boundary condition?"

Barbie: "Sure Henry! #!/usr/bin/env python\nimport..."

Comment Re:I can't wait for the brouhaha that arises (Score 1) 56

I think most parents will try to jailbreak the dolls, and some people will put a lot of effort in. The resulting videos will probably be very amusing ;)

Kid: "Oh look, Barbie, Ken is home!"

Barbie: "Oh wonderful, dinner is just about ready! Over dinner we should tell him about how the ongoing White Genocide in South Africa. He probably doesn't know because the Jews are trying to hide it!"

Comment Re:I can't wait for the brouhaha that arises (Score 1) 56

when somebody figures out how to make Barbie say something horrifically inappropriate.
Or better yet if it just happens without any special prompting to do so.

Of course, what will depend on the owner's parent's demographics.
Some places it could just be saying something like, "I deserve equal pay." /s

Comment Re:Despite (Score 2) 251

The documentation people were so afraid that anyone who was not a full-time Word expert would irrecoverably screw up the corporate branding (IOW, formatting) of their docs, they didn't want developers to directly edit them. So I was often able to get away with emailing a quick text summary to them, and they had to do all the fidgety proof reading, formatting, etc.

Perhaps they should have been using something like Framemaker for stuff like that. Admittedly, I only used it *way* back, before it was bought by Adobe.

Comment Re:Despite (Score 1) 251

... the open Office suites work just fine. I've helped people migrate from Microsoft office for years now, no one is complaining. And it is compatible between Windows, MacOS, and Linux.

Yes. As part of my migration from Windows 10 to using my Mint 22 (Cinnamon) system full-time, I've switched all my Word/Excel files over from Office 2010, and a few older files in Lotus WordPro/123 (which run fine on Windows 10, btw) like my budget, to LibreOffice and it does everything I need. The only hold-up here is Publisher, which I use for making greeting cards; I haven't quite nailed down the equivalent workflow in LO. Maybe I need something like Scribus instead? The only other thing is a Linux alternate for AxCrypt v1.7, though some data can be entered into KeePassXC instead...

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