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ASS PLUNDER!!!! (Score:-1, Troll)
by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday February 24, @04:10PM (#8377768)

It is my sentiment that many of you are glossing over this article simply because you have no deeper understanding of the world or the humor that exists therein. To say that you don't have the time to read it is really to try and camoflage your inadeqacies in a blanket of lies and halftruths. With the most heartfelt sentiment, I must request that you, dear reader, try and refrain from such shrugging off of important socio-impactual information.

A great many of you will attempt to disregard my writing as the blatherings of a troll or flamebaiter, but this is clearly untrue if you delve deeper into what it is that I am saying. A common misdeed of the Slashdot community in general is to just trot past an important and socially contrite comment like this. Quite non-apropois for the tardizens of a site like Slashdot. Instead of courageously embracing the important and worthwhile concepts that lie before you, you choose to turn away and feign distraction with the words "Ooooh Shiny" when presented with something as useless as an XM satellite radio or cell phone.

How base! How disingenuous! How fey! At this moment as these words are passing from the monitor to your eyes and hopefully somewhere in that shallow mind of yours, there are people around the world developing better and newer ways of stimulating the pleasure centers of the brain with what is essentially the equivalent of a psychological French Tickler. And YOU ARE FALLING FOR IT!!! I advise you now! If you have any respect for yourself, the grey matter held within your vacuous skull or the furthering of science and the human mind, for God's sake get rid of that television young man! It rots the brain!

Instead, do something useful and productive. No matter how small your contribution may be, it's important to leave something behind before your last breath exits the alveoli. And NO, offspring do not count! Instead, learn a skill or trade and then do it for free to take money away from the corporations. This is the first part of the plan to undermine the captains of our prison. Release your intellect (or what passes for it) and free it from the jail of endless pleasures that are mass produced for our own incarceration.

As that ancients once said: "Ars Longa, Vita Brevis"! The time is now to make a difference! Throw down the new shackles of our corporate masters and spit in their faces! Put that mouse down son! We'll craft a new world of our own in which today's leaders will be tomorrow's punch lines. I believe it can be done if only the brightest and the best of us work to dismantle the system of corruptions that was set forth in 1927. Don't fear change. Fear the reefer!

I am with you friends. Even at this dark hour, I have crafted such a virulent meme, that will sweep over us like locusts! You shall see. You shall believe and you shall have THE POWER that is being denied you now! Go forth and spread the word my brothers. Incite riots. Change opinions. After all, ballot box fixing isn't just for the pros in the Bush administration! It's our tool too!!!