I've read several stories about this incident. None of them mentioning him leaving the theatre to retrieve his gun. All mention him stepping out to find a manager and returning without one. But no one has said he left the cinema to go to his car.

In Soviet Russia Texas ends up with you

At which point they promptly execute you

But only if you're legally retarded

uh, no
You have to have the deranged pink horse sleep on your warts to get rid of them

And deranged pink horses are extremely Flatulent

me wish he'd go back to making commercials with Seinfeld

In a previous universe they tried the same expiremnt, but breeding Cthulhu's

The multiverse is still paying for that

my bowel movements were disturbing

the million monkeys with a million typewriters option is off the table

It's not like those monkeys will work for bananas

Plus there's the initial investment

Not to mention the flying fecal matter

They pinky swore that's like totally, totally binding you get warts if you break a pinky swear

as I stated my age above, no need to repeat.

My one bitch
You should get 30 decades to be in your 30's

I've had (been awhile) 18, 21 etc, etc, etc year old *tang*
They were all very fine, beautiful, as only youth can bestow

But to me anyway when they reached their 30's they stopped being girls and became women

I guess my point is everyone matures at a different speed.

Enjoy your 30's buddy
You ain't ever gonna get that back

How do you even respond to this without one of them walkin sticks
Or something more lethal

and saying to the guy *I Am Not Left Handed*
Just wait umtil you see what my right hand holds

bah humbug g'me an event horizon to bewonderlment at

i wub you *wink*

So many ways to respond to this
So little time to waste on it

I'm (just barely) on the wrong side of 50 (how the fuck did that happen)

I'm blessed in that women in their 30's ....
Well even when I was in my teens I was into women in their 30's

although these days 40'ish and 50'ish women are fascinating

but I digress
Apparently you drug women to get them to spend any kind of time with you

but I use it for leering at much younger women
(sometimes I even flirt)

Still end up with a bent nose sometimes tho

and every once and awhile I get that moment where you yell *Wee-Haa There's a naked woman in my bed*

... up hill both ways

To this day it's hard to beat M*U*L*E* or Elite on the C=64
I loved my time on Evercrack and WoW, and now playing DDO
But you catch the Wumpus and you got /strut'in rights
Don't know if it's nostalgia or if in fact those early games were trope / cliche free

but they shore were fun