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Comment Have fun with the world in the next 20-50 years. (Score 0) 180

It's gonna be like Idiocracy, but worse.

Kiddos reading this: Learn a trade or three. Welding. Carpentry. Electrician. Plumbing. Machining. Metalwork. Masonry, and keep on being engineers, architects and the like.

Someone's gonna have to rebuild the world after it collapses from the death of the last clueful generations. What's going to replace us looks really dubious.

Comment Relevant bit of escapism (Score 1) 137

Big fat frames and pissy attitudes makes people want to punch the wearer in the face just out of principle.

Add video recording to the obnoxiously fat glasses and now you just wanna punch the wearer out for lack of common decency.

Enjoy.

https://ancillary-proxy.atarimworker.io?url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3F...

Comment Re:Saved from the Ellisons, at least (Score -1, Flamebait) 72

So you forgot when Netflix was funding the Biden fascism machine?

Tsk tsk. Such short memories.

We need a Skydance to balance out Netflix.

We need a right-winger billionaire to balance Soros and the rest of the "let's fund the illegals and destroy America" bunch.

Tit for tat. I'm all for this.

The way the left screeches about Skydance makes me grin. It exposes the left for the two-faced lying sacks of shit they are.

Y'all were perfectly happy taking all the techbro money, until the techbros found a new target. Only then did it become a problem.

So.. kindly fuck off.

Comment Great. Just. .. ducky. (Score 2) 94

Now, instead of people being swayed by biased, paid-to-say-things talking heads and priests and podcasters and Magical Sky Fairies of all sorts and the modern version of the crazies that used to pass out fliers at intersections, now it'll be politically-manipulated chatbots reading super-biased data and regurgitating it for the weak-minded.

I really wanna get off the fucking bus. I've had enough. 56 years is enough abuse. I want out. I feel our lives are naught but money to be made from by others.

I'm starting to see things from Ted Kaczynski's POV. Congrats, modern world, you've turned me against you, fully.

Comment Fuck this. (Score 1) 155

Fuck them all.

I have a 2013 car that I"m trying to keep up as best as I can, and I think I do an above-average job when compared to the average car owner. But one can never totally protect against falling airliners, falling airliner bits, and the retards around me reading, on the phone, putting on makeup, eating, etc while driving.

All this monetization, always-on connectivity, OTA updates, etc.. ads.. all this bullshit.. is gonna push me to have my next car be points-and-condenser, with coil, distributor, no ECU at all. Carburators. Simple stuff that kinda mostly worked before.

Fuck them. I hope Subaru fails., I hope BMW fails, I hope they all fail, for being such greedy fucks.

I'd get a GM G-Body but those are theft magnets especially in Florida, all the homies want to turn them into donks.

Maybe a lhd original issigonis mini. I've already had a real beetle, never again. After driving a real mini in england that little shitbox was a revelation in what a proper people's car is.

I'm not kidding about me going back to stone-age cars. I know how to whisper to carbs, etc.

That is how much I loathe the modern car, and the governments that forced them down our throats. It all started with mandatory screens (USA) and with "pedestrian safety" (EU)

Comment What is needed.. (Score 1) 110

What is needed, besides a massive outbreak of common sense is to have a 3rd party. that way, the religious zealots can stay with GOP, while "regular" conservatives operate the third party.

GOP really needs to lose the Religious Right that Nancy Reagan brought in, at this point that contingent is a serious turn-off for any logical-thinking person.

Do that, and Conservatives may do better, free of the influence of those who belive in a magical sky daddy.

I'm a conservative in many ways, but i"m not for theological control of anything.

It's only fair. The Left has all the crazies that think there are 3307 different genders, that think men can give birth, the GOP can be the Religious Nutjob pushback against that, leaving the Third Option to just... do the right thing, without kowtowing to either the kooks on the left or the Right.

The problem with Regan wasn't so much Reagan, the problem is his wife stocked the GOP to the rafters with religious freaks.

Comment Brain-altering? (Score 0, Troll) 35

Already exists, and has for centuries.

Today it's TikTok, Facetwat, Xitter, Youtube, Discord, this dump, Reddit, and bunch of uncharted spots.

Yesterday it was CNN, NBC, CBS, FOX

Before that, it was ABC, CBS, NBC, sound only,

Before that it was Hearst and Pultizer both, dragging us into a war (spanish-american war) just to sell more papers.

And, I bet if you go back to Greek and Roman antiquity you'll see it too: Playing the public to elicit a certain outcome.

You don't need chemicals or AI. You just need gullible fools, fed the correct propaganda and the correct triggers and stimuli.

To wit: 100 years ago, two countries bamboozled 2 generations of their people into being raging Nazis and Japanese Imperialists.

And they gave the German film a fucking Palm D'Or at Cannes when Leni showed "Triumph of the Will."

Today, in the US, the indoctrination is "White man bad, everything is White man's fault, Women good, BIPOCS are gods, LGBTQIAPS+++ NO CARRIER are untouchable and can do no wrong, Israel bad, Palestine good."

Like Germany and Japan 100 years ago, the young are being taught in ways that most assuredly are going to end in war. Whether it is a war among countries or within, it remains to be seen. Way I see it, it'll be a coin-toss between WWIII or simultaneous civil wars in the US, UK, France, Germany.

A "Master Race" thing is being set up in the young, and it's the anti-white thing being pushed. It's a reverse Master Race thing.

Last time two idiots got ideas of being Master Race, WWI and WWII happened -- and one of those idiots did it *twice*. Germany, yes you!

Mod me into oblivion but you all know I'm speaking truth.

You're just *terrified* of being called Nazi and Racist for saying the truth.

Fuck the peanut gallery. Speak the truth.

It is even theoretically possible that by aligning pro-Islam against White Man, the table for a new Crusade is being set up. I hope it's secular, therefore not a Crusade, but... the point stands.

Comment I replace a phone when needed. (Score 4, Informative) 166

I replace when they die, or the battery has an "event."

My Star Tac? Died after I dropped it one too many times... parts.. everywhere. It was done.

My T720? Ok that I replaced almost instantly, easily Motorola's worse effort.

My Razr? (the black Razr from 2004) I got 5 years out of that. Inside LCD just quit one day.

iphone 3GS? Got 3 years out of it. Battery went to shit real fast. Probably 2 years.

Iphone 5? Got 5 years out of it. Battery turned into a spicy pilow

Iphone 8? Ok, that was hot garbage. Replaced after only 2 years with my current phone, a 13 Pro.

That 13 pro should still serve me well. it's almost 4 years old and still working fine.

the 17pro is tempting just on its thermal management vapor chamber thing.

I bet most of you are the same. Replace when it breaks, not because it's "fashionable" to have a new phone.

Comment Oh look. a bliking red light on the dash.. (Score 2) 18

These "experts" are going to do, upon seeing all the warning lights that are starting to light up, what every goddamned moron that has a car, and doesn't understand cars will do when faced with a lit Christmas tree, some of it blinking:

Derrrrrr... look, a blinking red light on the dash.. should I stop? Eh, it's probably nothing important.

  -- some time later --

*BANG* Motherfucker, I just lost the engine... why? WHY DO YOU DO THIS TO ME?!

Because the Experts are as stupid as the average "motorist." They will ignore the signs and run the bitch ragged, then sell it and move on.

Now.. if this time the investors *listen* and dont' fall for the AI hype, maybe the trouble will be averted. But, there is rare evidence of there being prior acts of common sense, so.. I expect this too will be a huge bubble that pops and takes down many with it.

I, for one, am too old to welcome our new AI overlords and their attendant economic crash, now with added social upheaval. This one will likely take me down. The others (2008, etc etc) have nearly always indirectly or directly wiped me out, and i'm getting tired of it.

One can start from near zero only so many times.

Comment Impervious to any and all of this. (Score 2) 41

I don't even have a TV. I have a dumb projector. And a 7 foot screen, measured horizontally.

This setup doesn't even know what the internet is, let alone "AI".

And the day my apple TV device starts mouthing off to me in AI, it will find out just how close to a hockey puck it is in size and rough shape.

We make a stand now, or AI will become our unwelcome, unseen overlord.

I'll go you one better. Because of all the "AI"-powered surveillance, we will have created God. God in the sense that, paraphrasing from a song about a mythical entity:

He sees you when you're sleeping,
He knows when you're awake.
He knows if you've been bad or good....

"And Man created God in His own image."

Yep, we sure did. The best panopticon. Who's a good little panopticon? You are!

And dudes.. we keep feeding it for free.

Starve it. Poison it. Fill Slashdot, Reddit, and anywhere else that takes user posts as AI food and poison the fuck out of it, render it useless.

Comment Apple, your focus groups led you astray. (Score 4, Insightful) 58

Apple, your focus groups led you astray.

Most phone owners that use them for work want a phone that goes all day long without having to charge, while shooting video, photos, using the Measure tool, etc etc etc. Not just banally and passively doom-scrolling and consuming pablum, propaganda and pornography.

Real users are not found in focus groups. All you'll find there is fashionistas doing things backwards -- form follows function, and you fools tend to do it backwards.

I love the iphone and ipad, but thinner, in this case, is not better. Thinner prevents us from having spectacular battery life, and thinner also compromises the design, thermally speaking.

The only place I would want a thinner device is in a watch.

Comment Re:EV sales in *USA* plummet (Score 1) 312

So.. you don't do a quick walkaround of your car before you get in.. you know.. to check for flats, intentionally-placed tire-deflating objects, oil / coolant leaks.. and PETS AND KIDS BEHIND YOUR CAR?

Fuck. No wonder we ended up with nerf cars with Brutalist architecture for looks and full of every nanny I can think of.

Do a walkaround. Every time you get in your car. Takes less than 10 seconds.

But nooooo. Because of terminal terminal laziness from others, people who do the right thing are now saddled with comically over-complicated cars.

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