How do you get rid of gigawatts of waste heat every day?

Heat up rocks and drop them?
Space-based deathrays.

Old and Busted : vapid surfer monkey clan NFTs

New Hotness : Monthly Battery Club Card

Yeah, I'm sure Morgan & Morgan are just salivating at the thought of companies sending 8 ton death machines out on the highways unsupervised. They are probably training the lawyers right now that will manage whole AI lawyer divisions.

Some people will always want to lord it over a chauffeur, even a time-share one. A self-driving car does not provide that subservient human touch.

Those bonds will help keep the air conditioning and refrigerator on when a hurricane wipes out electricity for weeks in half your state.

Substitute snowmageddon or heat dome as regionally appropriate.

Or, hear me out, we fire 80% of our workforce, degrade quality, and make the remaining 20% work 10 hours a day.
ha ha, only serious

This coming from the company that graciously brought us "Fuck you business daddy!" to the vernacular.
They're right, it's priceless!


.sig does not apply in this case.

What does K'breel, speaker for the council have to say on this dumbfounding revelation from the Earthians?

Wake me when I can get tattooed with chloroplasts like some sort of mutant bipedal sea slug.
People's lack of vision is so disappointing.

No worries, Bicycle Repair Man will save us all!

Now. You know. Where. James Tiberius Kirk. Developed his. Speech defect.

AGI can remain intransigent longer than you can remain solvent.

Winter is coming, Mark.

That belongs in a MUSEUM!

Didn't Australia lose a war against Emus?
Moas are even bigger.

What's Randy Quaid been up to lately? For a few years there he was making good progress transforming into a real-life Russell Casse.