TheHaikuLover - Slashdot User

Subject	Datestamp	Replies	Score
This haiku should be published on Spotify	*Monday March 05, 2018 @09:36PM		-1
attached to Spotify Is Cracking Down On Users Pirating Premium-Like Service
Here's a haiku to celebrate	*Tuesday February 13, 2018 @03:33AM		-1
attached to Daylight Saving Time Isn't Worth It, European Parliament Members Say
Here's a haiku to liven up your day	*Monday January 29, 2018 @04:47AM	2	-1, Troll
attached to The SCO Vs IBM Zombie Shambles On
Is this haiku about Tim Cook?	*Thursday January 18, 2018 @12:21AM		-1
attached to Tim Cook Says Power Management Feature In Older iPhones Will Be Able To Be Turned Off In Future Update
Don't be skeptical about this haiku	*Friday January 12, 2018 @07:37PM	2	-1
attached to Americans Still Deeply Skeptical About Driverless Cars, Says Poll
Here's a haiku in remembrance	*Friday January 05, 2018 @07:59PM	1	-1
attached to Apple Product Delays Have More Than Doubled Under Tim Cook's Watch, Says Report
Here's a a haiku as consolation for Kinect lovers	*Wednesday January 03, 2018 @06:32AM	1	-1
attached to Kinect Is Really Dead Now, Basically
Hopefully ISS is free from the scene in this haiku	*Thursday August 18, 2016 @03:19AM		-1
attached to Astronauts To Install A Parking Space For SpaceX and Boeing At The ISS
Someone should be fined for the act in this haiku	*Thursday August 11, 2016 @10:46AM		-1, Troll
attached to Google Fined For Breaking Russian Antitrust Rules With Android
Habitats should be free from the act in this haiku	*Thursday August 11, 2016 @06:16AM	2	-1
attached to NASA Awards Companies $65 Million To Develop Habitats For Deep Space
Do obese people perform the act in this haiku?	*Friday August 05, 2016 @06:10AM	3	-1
attached to Brains of Overweight People Look Ten Years Older Than Those of Lean Peers, Says Report
Are millennials committing the act in this haiku?	*Wednesday August 03, 2016 @06:15AM	1	-1
attached to Millennials Are Less Likely To Be Having Sex Than Young Adults 30 Years Ago, Says Survey
Can the act in this haiku be posted in Tumblr?	*Monday June 20, 2016 @06:19PM	1	-1
attached to Tumblr Is Launching Live Video This Week
Teach them the pain of the victim in this haiku	*Thursday May 26, 2016 @12:02AM	1	-1
attached to Researchers Teaching Robots To Feel and React To Pain
This program doesn't include the act in this haiku	*Thursday May 19, 2016 @06:13AM	7	5, Funny
attached to PornHub's 'Bangfit' Program Uses Sexy Exercise To Build Muscle
This haiku is never wrong	*Wednesday March 30, 2016 @01:35AM	1	-1, Flamebait
attached to Torvalds' Secret Sauce For Linux: Willing To Be Wrong
OTA updates should include this haiku	*Thursday March 17, 2016 @03:36AM	1	-1, Interesting
attached to Within 6 Years, Most Vehicles Will Allow OTA Software Updates
This is almost as bad as the crime in this haiku	*Friday March 11, 2016 @04:48AM		-1
attached to Android Banking Trojan Masquerades As Flash Player, Circumvents 2FA
This haiku raises a concern about deviant behavior	*Thursday March 03, 2016 @06:37AM	3	-1
attached to Incident Raises Concerns About a More Formal Spec For Bitcoin
I hope they did not perform the act in this haiku	*Wednesday March 02, 2016 @11:35PM		-1
attached to Two Astronauts Return To Earth After Record 340 Days In ISS
I discovered something and put it in a haiku	*Monday February 29, 2016 @03:16AM		0
attached to Researchers Discover Major Jurassic Fossil Site In Argentina
No one has harsh words for this haiku	*Friday February 26, 2016 @03:48AM	1	0
attached to Former NASA Chief On US Space Policy: "No Vision, No Plan, No Budget"
Prevent HIV. Don't do as in this haiku.	*Thursday February 25, 2016 @12:26AM		-1, Troll
attached to Researchers Claim Success In Removing HIV From Living Cells
It can't be as bad as the act in this haiku	*Tuesday February 23, 2016 @04:22AM	2	-1, Troll
attached to The Story Behind the Worst Computer Game In History