BOOZE

I see the ATLAS experiment but where's the room-sized Lego tunnel?

My hater is my CEO, who, because I didn't install the proper version of the Sony software for his particular camera - that wasn't on site at the time and the model was quoted to me from memory - thinks I'm completely incompetent.

He's a real treat to work for.

That's FUNNY, not Overrated. Stupid mod dropdown! Posting to undo.

Actually, yes it does...

From TFA:

intitle:”jboss management console” “application server” version inurl:”web-console”

intitle:”JBoss Management Console – Server Information” “application server” inurl:”web-console” OR inurl:”jmx-console”

As I said above, this isn't new.

But I can't resist.
 
...In Soviet Russia, remote hands are YOURS!

Does this open the door to put XBMC back on the XBox?

Ween pretty much did it already

When you get a new machine from Dell it has a factory installed drive image. When you turn it on for the first time you're presented with a welcome wizard to create your user account and various other settings (dhcp vs static ip, I think, etc).

TFA says that the user account was already created and extra software had been installed.

I don't see anything ridiculous about calling it not new, these two situations are completely different.

I'd take it back and tell them it isn't new, then demand a heavy discount or an unopened/unstickered laptop. Better yet, I'd go somewhere else.

While you're at it, take some time to wonder why you're buying a client's computer at Best Buy. Are you really doing your client a favour by getting them a machine with a return-to-depot-and-you-probably-won't-get-your-data-back warranty?

Thank you to Dennis Miller from his glory days on Weekend Update, c. 1986.

What is Tat? Where do I get it and how do I exchange it for the other one?

Yep.

Just remember that the last laugh is on you

Your phone may be fragmented, but my phone only has a bit of a dead spot in the upper left corner of the screen because I dropped it about 45 minutes ago. Nothing's fallen off it yet though.

But seriously, you're either grossly uninformed, a rabid fanboy parroting talking points, have never used an Android device for more than a few minutes, or just a weak troll. Fragmentation is largely irrelevant when you have a developer community like the folks at XDA working on pretty much any android device they can get their hands on. I count 94 devices being actively supported in that forum, many with tens of thousands of posts.

Even if you can come up with a dozen real-world, legitimate reasons that "fragmentation" ought to matter to me (I've heard exactly zero so far), I'd still choose it over your iPhone's walled garden any day.