You need to get a blue check to breathe it, and you have to promise to call it Xygen.

Computers work at the speed of their clock and their fetch-interpret-execute cycle. Not even the traces between transistors propagate signals at the speed of light. For one thing, there is a little bit of capacitance. You change voltages on a signal path you have to charge it up, or discharge. So there's allowances for when the signal path has a valid signal. In fine, this article is written for the kind of people who think the Marvel Multiverse is a thing.

So if you want a space station, or interplanetary spacecraft, and you're worried about radiation, you wanna spin it up and have your propellant on the rim. Doubles as a source of drinking water and a swimming pool.

The cool thing about doom loops is they drive the economy and the population down to levels that terminate the loop before it self-terminates. Very Tao.

This reminds me of asteroid clickbait. There's a thing called the Law of the Numerous Small. For every really big once-in-a-millenium solar storm that threatens to take down civilization there should be ten smaller ones that make civilization wobble every century, and a hundred even smaller ones that put a crimp in civilization every decade. We're not even seeing those.

American "beer" is beer waste. Let the cows drink it. You get rid of the "beer", the cows get a buzz, you get beef, everybody wins!

Sure! Free trade union! People in Idaho, for example, are totally free to subscribe to medical insurance offered next door in Washington! Oh, wait...

With bonus points for actually having Nix-compatible drivers.

Yeah, one time I asked ChatGPT to give me the distance to the second Earth-Moon Lagrange libration point (L2), it gave me the figure for the Earth-Sun system. I politely pointed out the error and the damn thing acted like a Trump voter being told the orange goober lost the election. So STEM nerds are safe for now.

It's not like we haven't seen charger shenanigans before with Apple and Samsung. It's a tried and true moneymaker.

Michael Faraday has a cage for that.

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If you were on my Wiki and said something I didn't like ONE time I'd yank your access.

For about five minutes, maybe. Even the obfuscated AARD code was unfucked by the authors of Undocumented DOS and brought up in the Digital Research lawsuit against Microsoft.

Matt and Mark said Pete first met the risen Josh in Galilee, but Luke and John said Pete first met the risen Josh in J-lem. So it's two against two, and we don't know which. Mo said the sun sets in a mud puddle in Morocco so that's right out.