
Journal TechnoLust's Journal: [GIRLFRIEND] 'The talk' and a description of Boo. 22
So I do have some pictures, but I don't want to post them for several reasons. One of which is that in most of the pictures you can't see her well. They are mostly pictures of us doing things (we rarely sit still), and the one picture where we are sitting together, her hair was wet and she says she looks like a wet dog. My favorite picture of us, we are walking away from the crowd and the pastor took our picture. We're walking arm in arm, and it was the night we fell in love. I like the memory of that time, but you can't see her face or tell much about her. So no pics, but a brief description. She's 5'1" tall, and weighs 112.5 lbs. She's 1/4 Japanese, so she has BEAUTIFUL dark hair and brown eyes. She loves music and children, and she likes computers. I mean, really likes computers. She knows HTML, so I hide messages to her in comment tags on the church's website. She likes video production and she's going to be running the video mixer at church. She also recently spoke with a local video company about working with video production there, and it seems like she'll get the job. They did have one stipulation... that she star in some of the commercials. That's fine with her, because she always wanted to be involved in television. She's as loving and affectionate as I am, if not moreso. She's passionate and romantic. She's everything I've ever wanted a girlfriend to be. She gave me a stuffed koala bear Tuesday night. She told me to take care of it, she's had it for many years and it means a lot to her.
The only thing that makes me wonder about her mental state is that she told me I was "cute" and "irresistable". Now "cute", I can buy. I know I'm a cute guy, but "irresistable"? I don't know about that.
Hey... (Score:2)
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Be careful! (Score:2)
Doode! It is obvious that she is a vampire, can't you see that? Well, not on film or in mirrors, but WATCH OUT! Get some silver bullets, holy water, garlic, wooden stakes and sunlight quickly!
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But sometimes it's worth it man. You've got to take the dive. Vampires have feelings too.
Wait, if she's a vampire, how come she goes to a church, what with all the crucifixes on the walls and stuff? Or are vampires only afraid of Catholics, and not afraid of Protestants...
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Cook her some garlic and holy-water soup. If she hates it you will know she is a vampire.
Then again, there sure are some hottie vampires in the movies . . .
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Do you have a recipe for this "garlic and holy water" soup? Because I'm not sure that I'd even like hot garlicky water, if that's all it is. Sort of need something of interest in there... like some... human blood! MwuhahahahAaaa!
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I agree with this post.
They can suck my "blood" any time...
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But the garlic thing doesn't work if you invite them into your house. I saw that in a movie once, so it must be true.
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Awww... (Score:2)
Will we ever get pictures, or will she forever be Technolust's Secret Girlfriend? Not that there's anything wrong with that.
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She told me yesterday is why I know.
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You know, that's the second time you've told us her birthday.
I think if you ask me in a month I might remember now.
Why oh why does my head suck this stuff up?
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Right... like I'd ever forget.
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Keep it comin'! (Score:2)
I need this stuff for a, ahem, a, SURVEY, yeah!
Just kidding! ITs really cute that you guys wrote eachother about your "Deep dark pasts"... I would never leave such an obvious audit trail...
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He told me about an incident during his courtship with his wife, where his relationship was strained to near breaking. There is some sort of recreation called a "gimmick rally", and he and his fiance were in one in Chicago. It's like a road rally, except the rules have
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Warning! (Score:2)
Men and women just weren't meant for each other.
You will learn this, my son. ;-)
Cheers,
Ethelred