I forsee a South Park episode on the topic you describe Anonymous Coward :p. Cartman will become a Linux Zealot once he figures out how to run World of Warcraft with Wine and then goes on a crusade to change every computer in South Park to "Cubuntu" his own distro. All goes well until Steve Jobs comes to town to promote OS X where a big fight like Santa vs Jesus breaks out. Steve Balmer finds out and heads down to South Park and what an episode it will be!